trudij
Senior Jockey
THE PERFECT HUSBAND
> Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a
> bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and
> begins to talk.
> Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
> MAN: "Hello"
> WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
> MAN: "Yes"
> WOMAN: "I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat.
> It's
>
> only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"
> MAN: "Sure, ..go ahead if you like it that much."
> WOMAN: "I also stopped by
> the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2005 models I saw one I
really
>
> liked."
> MAN: "How much?"
> WOMAN: "$90,000"
> MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."
> WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing .... The house we wanted last
> year
>
> is
> back on the market. They're asking $950,000."
> MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer
> $900,000."
> WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you!"
> MAN: "Bye, I love you, too."
> The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are looking at him
> in
>
> astonishment. Then he asks:
> "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?"
> Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a
> bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and
> begins to talk.
> Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
> MAN: "Hello"
> WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
> MAN: "Yes"
> WOMAN: "I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat.
> It's
>
> only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"
> MAN: "Sure, ..go ahead if you like it that much."
> WOMAN: "I also stopped by
> the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2005 models I saw one I
really
>
> liked."
> MAN: "How much?"
> WOMAN: "$90,000"
> MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."
> WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing .... The house we wanted last
> year
>
> is
> back on the market. They're asking $950,000."
> MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer
> $900,000."
> WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you!"
> MAN: "Bye, I love you, too."
> The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are looking at him
> in
>
> astonishment. Then he asks:
> "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?"
h34r: Watch out Merlin, there's a new joker on the block
