The remaining November Meeting races at Cheltenham

[Ian_Davies]

Nathan Detroit in Guys And Dolls was his finest hour for me - unsurprisingly.

 

[Barnestormer]

Not an original but edited lyrics from a song I have on my playlist that is rather appropriate for a member on this forum:

Ian is a bad idea
Ian is a problem child I fear
Ian's got an awful affliction
Ian is as cold as it gets out here.

Ian's got a brilliant mind
It's giving him really big headaches
Ian's got those pearly whites
You can feed him but one day he will bite.

 

[Desert Orchid]

Orchidette's rep group did Guys & Dolls. Orchidette was one of the Hot Box Girls. She loved playing the part.

 

[Ian_Davies]

Not an original but edited lyrics from a song I have on my playlist that is rather appropriate for a member on this forum:

Ian is a bad idea
Ian is a problem child I fear
Ian's got an awful affliction
Ian is as cold as it gets out here.

Ian's got a brilliant mind
It's giving him really big headaches
Ian's got those pearly whites
You can feed him but one day he will bite.

Less than amazingly, I LOVE this.^

 

[Danny]

There once was a guy called Davies
He loved to play on the races
He'd burgle a price
And he's not very nice
And the write ups do take him ages.


Could sub the last line for

But his winners do pay our wages..

Take your pick

 

[Ian_Davies]

There once was a guy called Davies
He loved to play on the races
He'd burgle a price
And he's not very nice
And the write ups do take him ages.


Could sub the last line for

But his winners do pay our wages..

Take your pick

Not gonna lie, I love this so much I'm getting all misty eyed....

 

[Danny]

There once was a guy called Slim
He was incredibly dim
His language was foul
But he says with a scowl
Whatever I give you Will win !

 

[Danny]

There once was a guy called Pawras
His stats did nothing but bore us
But find winners they do
He's give me a few
And his best mate is as fat as a Walrus.

 

[Danny]

Shall I carry on because I can spit lyrics like a fat bald Eninem

 

[Slim]

There once was a forum lad, Slim,
Whose manners were brutish and grim.
He’d bark and he’d sneer,
Yet the punters stayed near,
Because every f$%^ing time he’d still win.

 

[Danny]

There once was a forum lad, Slim,
Whose manners were brutish and grim.
He’d bark and he’d sneer,
Yet the punters stayed near,
Because every f$%^ing time he’d still win.

Is this going to turn into one of those 8 mile rap battle scenes but with Limericks because if so Im gonna need a drink.

And personally after bark and sneer id have gone for incredibly queer.

You can do me its incredibly easy as it rhymes with Fanny how much of an open goal do you need ?

 

[Desert Orchid]

There once was a forum lad, Slim,
Whose manners were brutish and grim.
He’d bark and he’d sneer,
Yet the punters stayed near,
Because every f$%^ing time he’d still win.

At last a guy who can scan
A guy not short of a fan
If he says it will win
You can go bin your pin
Cos we know there is no finer man.

 

[pawras]

Is this going to turn into one of those 8 mile rap battle scenes but with Limericks because if so Im gonna need a drink.

And personally after bark and sneer id have gone for incredibly queer.

You can do me its incredibly easy as it rhymes with Fanny how much of an open goal do you need ?

Fatboy Slim 2.0

 

[Gullible]

The best feeling that I am getting from this entire thread is the joy that four members of TH can meet up at a racecourse and judging by the posts that they have made and DM's that I have received had an absolutely brilliant time in each others companyand those of us who did not go missed out somewhat.

 

[jinnyj]

The best feeling that I am getting from this entire thread is the joy that four members of TH can meet up at a racecourse and judging by the posts that they have made and DM's that I have received had an absolutely brilliant time in each others company and those of us who did not go missed out somewhat.

We'll make sure you are on the guest list next year, Gordon

 

[Gullible]

Please do JinnyJ it would be an honour to be accepted into such a special group of fun loving people all out to enjoy themselves.

 

[Danny]

By "special" you do know you won't get carers allowance for coming with us, even if probably you should. If you are coming bring a sheep dog to round the fuckers up or at the very least a long piece of string to tie onto Jinny.

 

[Gullible]

By "special" you do know you won't get carers allowance for coming with us, even if probably you should. If you are coming bring a sheep dog to round the fuckers up or at the very least a long piece of string to tie onto Jinny.

Oh Danny I was not aware that sort of thing went on

 

[Danny]

Oh Danny I was not aware that sort of thing went on

Whats goes on at Cheltenham stays at Cheltenham.

 

[simmo]

There once was a bold lad called Danny,
who loved a bus load of fanny
he fell off the back
and burst open his sack
now we all call him Annie

 

[Danny]

I like it but could've finished with

Now hes a bit of a Tranny...but the options were unlimited