MINI-MAXIMUS...
Those melting 'mallows might be yummy,
But wait 'til they settle round your tummy -
And how the desire of "I want some!"
Means minis start to enlarge your bum,
Then, settling down with happy sighs,
You wonder what happened to your thighs.
What once was slim, or even skinny,
Has been transformed by 'one more mini'!
I'd hate to think what this weeks fixation is doing!
Condensed Milk
How do Mum and Dad tell the difference? I can see it wouldn't matter until they got names, really, but once they're christened, they'll have to wear dog tags! Cute wee bundles, aren't they?