Three Little Words

[Diamond Geezer]

, a little squirt

 

[krizon]

and searched desperately

 

[PDJ]

for his member

 

[Ardross]

for his phone

 

[krizon]

(Aside: can I just say that the idea of doughnuts on bog-roll holders sounds like a wonderful prank, suitable for stag nights, or in the ladies' lavs at Glorious Goodwood or Rile Arscot??) :lol:

 

[krizon]

which vibrated excitingly

 

[Ardross]

In walked Scudamore

 

[Griffin]

whip in hand

 

[Ardross]

out ran jockey

 

[Euronymous]

to find Clive

 

[Ardross]

Graham's spectral presence

 

[krizon]

wafting mysteriously across

 

[Griffin]

the quagmire beyond

 

[PDJ]

the Mildmay course

 

[Ardross]

when Jenny Pitman

 

[PDJ]

and Sue Barker

 

[Shadow Leader]

streaked in front

 

[PDJ]

of Des Lynam

 

[Ardross]

and Rishi slavered

 

[Shadow Leader]

on his microphone

 

[Ardross]

so Clare mopped

 

[Gearoid]

up the usual

 

[PDJ]

shite from Scudamore

 

[Ardross]

:lol: :lol: :lol:

and AP wept

 

[jinnyj]

"It isn't FAIR!"