Ufo's.......your Thoughts.......

Somebody I work with told me the other day that the phrase "Beam me up, Scotty" was never actually said word for word in any Star Trek episode. I told him that
1) He was mixing me up with somebody who cared and
2) He should be careful about letting people know that he knows that fact.
 
Hello,

I'm a time traveller stuck here in 2005. Upon arriving here my dimensional warp generator stopped working. I trusted a company here by the name of LLC Lasers to repair my Generation 3 52 4350A watch unit, and they fled on me. I am going to need a new DWG unit, prefereably the rechargeable AMD wrist watch model with the GRC79 induction motor, four I80200 warp stabilizers, 512GB of SRAM and the menu driven GUI with front panel XID display.

I will take whatever model you have in stock, as long as it has received certification for being safe on carbon based life forms.

In terms of payment:

I dont have any Galactic Credits left. Payment can be made in platinum gold or 2003 currency upon safe delivery of unit. Please transport unit in either a brown paper bag or box to below coordinates on Sunday July 31st at (exactly 3:00pm) Eastern Stand Time. If you miss this timeframe please email me.

42.4845467 & Longitude -71.1576157 and the ground is 101.3' above sea level.

Although those coordinates are a secure guarded area, these channels through email are never secure. Unfortunately it is the only form of communication I have right now. There is a good chance that sombody will try to redirect the signal. The unit must be teleported directly in a way that nobody will be able to interfere with the transference.

After unit has been sent please email me at: info@federalfundingprogram.com
with payment instructions. Do not reply directly back to this email.
Thank You

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DG: Is your visitor from Orbital Highway Zeepreezee XXex? (Sorry, that's the best transliteration I can do from what are merely energy waves.) If so, it should transmorph into human form and visit Bots 'R' Us (Milton Keynes branch), where they have exactly what it needs. Not only that, but this weekend they've got 50% off all transponders, morphers, cranial probes, and warp repair kits.

I got one of their basic 'Warparounds' fitted to the Proton today, and Brighton to Bangkok in nine seconds is pretty good shifting. Although as I'd only planned to visit the Isle of Wight, the dial's probably set a tad too sensitive.
 
On THURSDAY OR WAS IT WEDNESDAY THIS WEEK???

In the DAILY STAR it had a piece on UFO'S and the most seen!! and the place they were seen, it was written by the Rev FANTHRORP (a Cornish born vicar but been living in Cardiff for years now, he actually took the service today at the funeral I attended) and it stated that it was Cornwall known as the Penzance triangle :rolleyes: cant now remember the numbers as such…. but it was a pure coincidence hey?? Having this running on site too :o :rolleyes:
 
Most of the Cornish around there are so inbred, Merlin, they've evolved into alien life forms, so I'm not surprised that outsiders think they've seen little green men.
 
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