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Taken this afternoon outside the pub where I watched the Cup final.

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Reminds me of top gear a few weeks back.

Also reminds me of a silly joke where a cub scout doing bob a job, was asked to paint the porch by a pompous householder. A few hours later the little lad returned to announce he'd completed the task, and £1 was duly handed over for his labours. Still looking slightly puzzled and confused the cub scout ever keen to impress remarked, "by the way mister, it's a Ferrari you know"
 
I wonder if the posh car had abit of rough, maybe it went with a skoda.

What was on the other side ? the bloke looks intriged. :laughing:
 
Nothing on the other side I don't think. He was probably just wondering what we were looking at.
 
Is it driven by the Invisible Man? I can't see any hands on the steering wheel!

(Nice, nice joke, Warbler - I hadn't heard it before!)
 
Maybe that's it, Merlin - the action's going on in the back seat, and that's what the passerby is staring at?

Years ago, in another galaxy, my boyfriend gave me a load of old crapola about going off to 'find himself' (I wasn't aware he'd mislaid himself) - well, he 'found himself' shacked up with my manager's secretary, while still giving me the old story. When I found out how deceitful he'd been, I decided to vandalise his brand-new American limo - a large silver Chrysler. He had been showing it off to our friends (all sworn to secrecy about where he was living) and I was furious over the fact he'd told me a bunch of lies, not that he'd switched horses. However, when I saw the car, I thought it was so nice I couldn't spoil it. I carefully decorated its front bumper with some well-twined small branches, which would take him some time to remove in the morning before work, but at that point I realised how bloody daft the whole business was.
 
Originally posted by Irish Stamp@Feb 25 2007, 10:18 PM
Moral of the story - if you're going to cheat, make sure you sell the car first.
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That reminds me of the allegedly true story about the guy who saw a BMW advertised for £10. He phoned up to ask about it and to find out what the right price was since £10 was obviously a mistake.

The woman on the other end explained about how young the car was, how it had a full service history, drove like new, etc. before adding that £10 was indeed the asking price.

"My husband walked out on me last week," she said. "His last words were, 'Sell the car and send me the money' so it's yours for £10!"
 
Originally posted by Desert Orchid+Feb 26 2007, 02:24 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Desert Orchid @ Feb 26 2007, 02:24 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Irish Stamp@Feb 25 2007, 10:18 PM
Moral of the story - if you're going to cheat, make sure you sell the car first.
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That reminds me of the allegedly true story about the guy who saw a BMW advertised for £10. He phoned up to ask about it and to find out what the right price was since £10 was obviously a mistake.

The woman on the other end explained about how young the car was, how it had a full service history, drove like new, etc. before adding that £10 was indeed the asking price.

"My husband walked out on me last week," she said. "His last words were, 'Sell the car and send me the money' so it's yours for £10!" [/b][/quote]
I think the male involved was a radio DJ.
 
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