Unusual Email From The BHB

BrianH

BrianH

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This came today:

Dear Brian,

Royal Ascot is moving to York this year and what better place to shop for your summer racing outfit than Harvey Nichols. With five stores in the UK, Harvey Nichols is the ultimate fashion destination bringing together exclusive brands in fashion, beauty, food and home.

With Ladies Days taking place across Britain, Harvey Nichols and britishhorseracing.com are offering you the chance to enjoy an exclusive Personal Shopping Experience.

Your Personal Shopping consultant will give you one-on-one fashion advice and help find the perfect accessories to match your look. Or – if it’s just the perfect handbag or hat you are looking for the team will be available to advise you on what matches your outfit with suggestions of the hottest brands for the season.

This exclusive Personal Shopping Experience is available to all britishhorseracing.com visitors at no cost and includes:

A complimentary glass of champagne on arrival *
Use of a private luxury dressing room
One-on-one fashion advice
Complimentary refreshments
Complimentary gift-wrapping service *
Express alterations service
Complimentary makeover on request *

* Exclusive to britishhorseracing.com

You can check out the latest trends this summer by visiting Harvey Nichols’ special Ladies Day Fashion Guide section on britishhorseracing.com. You’ll find all the best looks for Womenswear, Hats & Accessories, Menswear, Hair and Beauty as well as specific details on what to wear at Royal Ascot at York and other Ladies Days this summer.


Oohh, nice...
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Royal Ascot is moving to York this year and what better place to shop for your summer racing outfit than Harvey Nichols.
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What an opening sentence. Royal Ascot is not "moving" to York this or any other year, you won't get in anyway wearing a "summer racing outfit", and all capped off by a fine non sequitur.
 
Nice to finally see a group photo of The Talking Horses Moderators team. Why is Colin not amongst them?

(Please forgive me Songsheet) B)
 
It's that time of day, and she is off yet again. :blink:

Quick, give your mate Ardross a call and ask him to delete it SL! B)


Does anyone else think it is designed to cause trouble? It certainly wasn't meant to.

:rolleyes:
 
How can it possibly cause trouble, the whole thing is humorous!!! :lol:

I recognise that catalogue, by the way, I think it was the one my ex husband used to shop from...
 
Brian, when you're done with it, could I have it, please? I'm afraid the discovery of absurdly jammy doughnuts in Lingfield's high street bakery have qualified me for their XXXXXXXXXXXL section...

... and listen - you looked gorgeous a couple of seasons ago in lilac. Pastels are SO you, so go for this summer's pink-pink-pink look, accessorized by ethnic jewellery and a casually-slung silver chain hip belt. Deeeeevine!
 
I don't know what Kathy is on about . That looks like Escorial in the pink Ted in the |French maid's outfit and ian Davies in the blue
 
Since Ian is banned for life, it's a bit unfair to single out someone who is now an ex-forumite, gone, deceased from this forum, defunct, extinct...
 
Cause is a very subective word can sometimes preceed/precede another word,effect.

i found myself unable to discover any hidden meaning in Kathys post.

Paranoid is a word i don't often use,but i am actively dusting it off with a view to offering it for auction in the near future.

I still have these dyslexic fingers and it's spreading-
 
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