What Would The Film About Your Life Be Called?
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Relkeel
At the Start
I doubt that anyone would want to make a film about my life. The trailer would be something like this...
The dramatic tale a boy who was brought-up in middle-class Surrey, went to University then got a job with a bookmaker in Gibraltar.
Follow this roller-coaster ride as Relkeel struggles to come to terms with the death of his childhood pet Gordon the Guinea Pig and learns about the highs and lows of sitting in the pub drinking beer, attending race meetings and supporting Newcastle United Football Club.
Coming soon to a cinema near you.
Who's going to watch that film? it would be rubbish.
The dramatic tale a boy who was brought-up in middle-class Surrey, went to University then got a job with a bookmaker in Gibraltar.
Follow this roller-coaster ride as Relkeel struggles to come to terms with the death of his childhood pet Gordon the Guinea Pig and learns about the highs and lows of sitting in the pub drinking beer, attending race meetings and supporting Newcastle United Football Club.
Coming soon to a cinema near you.
Who's going to watch that film? it would be rubbish.
It was a surefire winner for The Royle Family, and now 'Early Doors', Relkeel. Bang off a quick precis to ITV and/or the Beeb, and I think you'll find yourself a millionaire in the time it takes to say "one packet of Beef & Onion, please". 
Diminuendo
At the Start
I think mine would be called... Mission Impossible :blink:
trudij
Senior Jockey
or the forum x rated film " missionary impossible "