What's The Most Stupid Thing

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The Criminal Justice and Public Order Act 1994 applies here i.e inferences can be drawn from your silence.
 
I have to confess to adding to my Roll of Idiocies tonight. I settled down for a nice frightening time c/o 'Spooks' on BBC1, which promised the conclusion of last night's ripping yarn. After 20 minutes, I was fuming that the fools at the Beeb were merely re-running last night's episode - someone asleep at the controls, I snorted, as I dialled the Beeb's contact number. A charming gentleman called Neil listened to my little rant - which I couched politely, if slightly tinged with a little sarcasm - and went offline to confer. When he came back on line, he said he'd been asked to ask me if I'd watched the second episode on BBC3, after the first one on BBC1.

I picked up my Radio Times, and began to read the blurb for BBC1, saying no, that's all I'd... erm... just a minute. Perhaps that large ballpoint ring around 'Spooks' on BBC3 was a bit of a giveaway? Yes, I'd watched both episodes last night. :shy: I asked if he got many maniacs calling to complain they'd already watched episodes they'd already watched, and he said 'you'd be surprised'. I have the feeling the call will be logged under 'Dingbats'.
 
Classic!

At least you have the balls to admit it, Krizon! B)

I'm sure there are much worse incidents of being a plonker on this forum, when people are brave enough to admit them..... :ph34r: :)
 
Originally posted by Kathy@Sep 19 2006, 10:43 AM
Classic!

At least you have the balls to admit it, Krizon! B)

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:o pardon I think you best rephrase that...if she as balls? she no longer is auntie Jon, she as obviously been chatting to Griffins o/h then............. :rolleyes:
 
Time to put my dumbest thing on here.

2 years ago I met a woman while internet dating. She lived in Portsmouth and I lived in cambridge. We began a relationship that was traumatic from the start but I stuck with it. One evening we had a big argument and because I was weak I decided that the best way to solve the argument was to propose!!!!
One thing led to another and I ended up leaving my job and moving to Portsmouth, now this was against the advice of all my friends and family but of course I knew better.
After 5 months of ridiculous temper tantrums during which she punched me in the face twice and threw saucepans at me 4 or 5 times, along with slamming doors so hard she broke the doorframe once I decided that the best thing to do would be to leave her. This was easier said than done as she twice lay down behind my car to stop me leaving. Eventually I enlisted my brother and best friend and packed my things while she was at work, she arrived back to a note telling her I had left.

Now the stupidest part - last week i was feeling particularly depressed and lonely and decided to call her, luckily the phone number was no longer valid,



DUMBASS
 
Bloody hell Mike, you're a glutton for punishment!!!! Wasn't the fictitious pregnancy/birth of your child enough to put you off the nutter for life?! :lol:
 
After 5 months of ridiculous temper tantrums during which she punched me in the face twice and threw saucepans at me 4 or 5 times, along with slamming doors so hard she broke the doorframe once
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:o Mike...... was her name ...... he he... nah my ex is still here in the principality giving some other guy the treatment............ that's why I live alone mate, and I have complete use of the remote control when ever I need it too.......... :rolleyes:

THE MOST STUPID THING I EVER DONE...was too get married.....to that woman!! I mean........... :rolleyes:

So yes my real stupid thing to have done was to get up for work on a bank holiday @ 5 am only to realise 400yds from the works that it was a bank holiday as there was no one on the road near the docks where I was based.............. :confused: :confused:
 
Sounds like a very lucky escape, Ovverbruv.

I have to say, if any woman punched me, I'd punch her back but I've probably seen too many John Wayne films.
 
I'm not surprised, Mike - you had a lucky escape there!!! You should have deleted the number months ago.....

On a related subject, can anyone explain to me how I can receive a text from someone whose number I deleted months ago, yet their name still appeared on the text?!
 
Ovverbruv - if you ever feel depressed and lonely again, can I recommend any number of telephones to call - you'll find them inside most public phone booths. If you've begun to enjoy being beaten up, these girls will do it so it won't leave a mark, and you'll feel better for it, not worse! ;)
 
No Merlin, I mean the name came up as it would for other numbers I have saved in my phone book. If it ain't saved, I get the number only, no name.
 
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