What's Your Ringtone?

Call me Victor Meldrew but what the hell is the point of a personalised ringtone - most of them are either embarrassing or annoying . They are a prime indication of what a trivial world we live in .
 
Well, there's a treat for you, Brian! :blink:

"Hi, darling. How'd the conference go?"

"Tough. Really tough. I'm sitting here at my laptop, with this huge draft I've got to e-mail to Branson before I get to bed, and I haven't had anything to eat yet..."

"Really? So that's your double at the Blackjack table, leering at the busty blonde, is it, dear?"
 
Useful for Charlotte the Harlot to send send photographs of her naked breasts (ooooh! I do love those words), in fact I think I'll type them again, NAKED BREASTS!!!! to her lover boy Gavin Henson, 'cept it seems he lost his phone.

snigger, snigger, snigger.

Colin
 
Did you find it, Colin?? :lol: :lol:

My phone number to send them to is 07982365432 :D
 
Well I must be one of those boring farts with the standard ring tone. I just don´t like any of the others.

I thought of using the Irish national anthem but when you live within spitting distance of a neanderthal enclave where the local chemist's was boycotted because its livery was green and white, discretion got the better part of valour <_<
 
Gavin Henson would still deserve that title whether they have won the wooden spoon or the World Cup ( absurd as the latter idea is )
 
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