When And How Will You Die?

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Kevin: At age 41 you will participate in the newest reality game show. Contestants battle each other in an arena with swords and spears. You will have a good run (12+ victories) but eventually be killed, much to the audience's dismay. :lol:

Try it!!
 
Martin: At age 64 you will perish under strange circumstances involving a gallon of lotion, two nine volt batteries, and a photograph of a bicycle.
 
Matthew: At age 38 a large monkey will beat you to death, using the antiquated art of fisticuffs.
 
Rory: At age 79 you will die in a fiery golf-cart crash, alcohol will be involved.

Rhat's how I've always dreamed of going, oddly enough.
 
Dom: At age 80 you will start sleeping more and more. After six months of this you will be sleeping 19 hours a day. By month seven, you do not wake up anymore. You cease breathing during month nine.

I could live with that!
 
Ah, but you get a different response every time - the second go was a bit more like it.....:D

Dom: At age 41 you will die from wounds delivered by a blender after trying to make your sixteenth magarita of the day. (And it's on 3:00pm, shame on you!)
 
Paul : At age 77 your head will explode after being exposed to Britney Spears for thirty-six consecutive hours!

To be honest I'd probably top myself long before the 36 hrs is over.
 
Dave: At age 72 too many imitation cheese based snack foods leads to a dietary condition which causes your life to end.


Someone pass the ritz crackers please.
 
Christina: At age 62 you will die fighting the Interplanetary War on Terrorism on Camp Harmony, Venus.


Like I could be bothered.
 
Paul: At age 39 aliens will abduct you and use your body for sick and often anally-oriented experiments before dropping you off outside of a local homeless shelter smelling of beer.

I'm pretty sure this has happened before but it mysteriously ended after I stopped being a student
 
Helen: At age 62 your prototype flying machine will work, and while aloft on its maiden voyage a passenger jet will take you into it's jet engine, and throw you out as a mist.

Mincemeat more like :lol:
 
Anne: At age 68 you will be attacked by a pack of escaped lap dogs in your neighborhood and never be seen again

Nah - can't be so - the cats would frighten them off! :unsure:
 
Etta: At age 85 you will fall from the fifth floor window of a hotel while under the influence of Robitussin DM.

I do hope not - on age and drug side! :lol:
 
There is poetic justice here - having my entrails drop to earth and showering all those people who have 'got in my way'. I must remember, of course, to warn my friends and colleagues to stay indoors on the prescribed day.

At age 52 your prototype flying machine will work, and while aloft on its maiden voyage a passenger jet will take you into it's jet engine, and throw you out as a mist.
 
Fiona: At age 43 you finally kick the heroine habit! Congratulations. Unfortunately you stopped because you died from an overdose. :huh:
 
Dessie: At age 75 you will go down in a small raft, in your friend's pool, and subsequently drown.

This is obviously rubbish. I'm not into oral sex.
 
Originally posted by Irish Stamp@Jan 24 2007, 06:01 PM
Martin: At age 64 you will perish under strange circumstances involving a gallon of lotion, two nine volt batteries, and a photograph of a bicycle.
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Are you planning on becoming a Tory MP ?
 
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