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Unless you are bigger than the person who wants your seat, play one of two games.

A, you aint moving

B, You dont speak English.

Works a treat.
 
SL, you should learn to drive. Cars are like mini trains but you can smoke, talk on your mobile without getting glared at, listen to loud music and even create your own buffet bar by using Kitkats and a glove compartment. You have to be at least 17 though, so I've guess you've got a few years to go. :)
 
Originally posted by Mounty@Oct 8 2007, 08:45 PM
SL, you should learn to drive. Cars are like mini trains but you can smoke, talk on your mobile without getting glared at, listen to loud music and even create your own buffet bar by using Kitkats and a glove compartment. You have to be at least 17 though, so I've guess you've got a few years to go. :)
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And get a car with a tow-bar, then you can pull a caravan and not worry about a hotel either
 
Take a carrier bag full of empty beer cans on to the train with you and sit at an empty table. Before each stop scatter the cans on the table in front of you and slump against the window. When the passengers have chosen alternative seats or opted to stand in the entrance you can clear them up again. Repeat before every stop.
 
That's quite amusing for you, Mounty! :D You forget though, my buffet bar tends to also encompass the passenger's seat, the foot wells, the backseat, the pockets in the doors....

Hey, who's worrying about hotels?! I love hotels!
 
I find if you stand beside your desired seat and vomit on the table it tends to become available. (You may want to bring some kitchen wipes if you intend to use this tactic.)
 
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