"with All Due Respect..."

[Phil Waters]

Why does no respect whatsoever follow those words?

 

[Euronymous]

That and "i have many black friends"

 

[Gearoid]

The slang for that is...

"Not being smart or anything but...."

Or as I recieved in text form..

Nt bn smart r nethng g
bt was dat really u in bed
lst nite...wow!

 

[krizon]

To which you replied: O fck me no I wz out th hse fr a pzza. It ws my Dad. xxx

 

[Gearoid]

Which is sick because the girl I was texting was my sister...

 

[krizon]

:lol: :lol: Best keep it in the family, Gearoid - at least you know where it's been.

 

[Euronymous]

Originally posted by Gearoid@Aug 10 2006, 10:32 PM
Which is sick because the girl I was texting was my sister...

It was a girl

 

[krizon]

Yup. All the best-looking sheep were already taken.

 

[Bobbyjo]

Another one is

"It's nothing personal but..."

 

[Bar the Bull]

My old man told me to ignore everything everybody says before the word "but".

 

[Desert Orchid]

Bar, you normally talk sh1te but that was very perceptive.

 

[Bar the Bull]

Thanks, Des.

I used to think you were an asshole, but now I'm not so sure.

 

[Shadow Leader]

There's always the classic "it's not you, it's me..." :lol:

 

[Songsheet]

Nah, I reckon it's "In all fairness" and "In all honesty"

You just know you're not going to like to hear what follows.....

 

[PDJ]

Not being funny but...

 

[BrianH]

"I'm glad you asked that question bu firstly..."

 

[an capall]

"OK. How about one for me now"

 

[Songsheet]

News reporters everywhere, after some horrific disaster, on interviewing victims/witnesses:

"Tell me, how do you feel....."

 

[BrianH]

"Of course I'll still respect you..."

 

[Grey]

I hear what you're saying.

 

[Songsheet]

"Just between you and me...."

 

[an capall]

"Are you talking to me or chewing a brick?"

 

[BrianH]

"My wife doesn't understand me..."

 

[Kathy]

I'm sure she did once, Brian. B)

 

[BrianH]

No, she really doesn't understand me - she's Serbo-Croat.