World's Shortest Fairy Tale

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Homer J

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Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
The girl said, 'NO!'

And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.

The end
 
There's a similar one about the girl going shopping/ dancing/ camping/ holidaying /etc and living happily ever after because she said "no" to marriage. :D
 
Homer J said:
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
The girlsaid, 'NO!'

And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.

The end
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Lucky b@start.
 
I've been sent what purports to be 'the' prize-winning shortest joke ever:

Little boy in bath, viewing his testicles: "Ma-ma, are these my brains?"

Mama: "Not yet, dear, but they will be."
 
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