World's Shortest Fairy Tale

[Homer J]

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
The girl said, 'NO!'

And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.

The end

 

[Sheikh]

Das bootiful :<3:

 

[redhead]

There's a similar one about the girl going shopping/ dancing/ camping/ holidaying /etc and living happily ever after because she said "no" to marriage.

 

[Desert Orchid]

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
The girlsaid, 'NO!'

And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.

The end

Lucky b@start.

 

[Colin Phillips]

................but they are fairy tales.

 

[krizon]

I've been sent what purports to be 'the' prize-winning shortest joke ever:

Little boy in bath, viewing his testicles: "Ma-ma, are these my brains?"

Mama: "Not yet, dear, but they will be."

 

[redhead]

:lol: