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Your Favourite Uncle Smart Arse's Three Golden Rules On Cheltenham Festival Preview Nights

Ian_Davies

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1. Under no circumstances should you ever attend one. They are the blind leading the blind - and at a price (to you).

2. If you break Rule 1, under no circumstances should you ever admit to having attended one. Such an admission is like wearing a t-shirt with "LOSER" emblazoned upon it front and back.

3. If you know anyone who had ever attended, or plans to attend, one of these monstrosities, immediately drop them as a friend like the bad habit they obviously are.

There is absolutely no need to thank Your Favourite Uncle Smart Arse for this.

He's all about helping the naive, credulous and generally easily led keep their money in their pocket and avoid public humiliation.
 
I only watch a couple.

David Casey was putting up Jimmy De Seuil for the Coral everywhere last year, but would then nap Vroum Vroum Mag for the Ryanair in the next sentence.

Hard to dissect all the shite sometimes.
 
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