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Your Favourite Uncle Smart Arse's Three Golden Rules On Cheltenham Festival Preview Nights

Ian_Davies

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1. Under no circumstances should you ever attend one. They are the blind leading the blind - and at a price (to you).

2. If you break Rule 1, under no circumstances should you ever admit to having attended one. Such an admission is like wearing a t-shirt with "LOSER" emblazoned upon it front and back.

3. If you know anyone who had ever attended, or plans to attend, one of these monstrosities, immediately drop them as a friend like the bad habit they obviously are.

There is absolutely no need to thank Your Favourite Uncle Smart Arse for this.

He's all about helping the naive, credulous and generally easily led keep their money in their pocket and avoid public humiliation.
 
I only watch a couple.

David Casey was putting up Jimmy De Seuil for the Coral everywhere last year, but would then nap Vroum Vroum Mag for the Ryanair in the next sentence.

Hard to dissect all the shite sometimes.
 
List of preview nights here


I must say having a preview night 2 weeks before is mindless😁
Sorely tempted to attend on the 7th of March at Ashton-under-Lyne Golf Club to find out what snooker pundit John Parrott fancies for the festival.
His insight will be priceless!!!
 
Sorely tempted to attend on the 7th of March at Ashton-under-Lyne Golf Club to find out what snooker pundit John Parrott fancies for the festival.
His insight will be priceless!!!
When I was at university and didn't know much about racing, I saw Jeremy Kyle pop up on one of the channels making Dodging Bullets his nap for the Champion Chase. Was good enough for me, a 9/2 winner 🎺
 
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