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The Will Win Thread

Slim said:
Poster Bets Wins P/L (pts) Strike Rate ROI
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Slim 23 9 +12.5 39.1% +54.3%
Reet Hard 14 4 +11.0 28.6% +78.6%
Luke 3 1 -0.5 33.3% -16.7%
Robski123 1 1 +3.0 100.0% +300.0%
Outsider 1 0 -1.0 0.0% -100.0%
trefflich 1 0 -1.0 0.0% -100.0%
an capall 1 0 -1.0 0.0% -100.0%
Unspecified 3 1 +0.0 33.3% 0.0%
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TOTAL 47 16 +23.0 34.0% +48.9%
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As my football coach once yelled at us after a particularly shameful 11-0 drubbing....

"And yiz were phucking lucky to be nil!"
 
I could not hit Ian Davis in the arse with a banjo now.

Rabbits are safe with me, eyes are gone, tried to play darts yesterday and hit the 'chalker'.

Chitterlings and mash with sprouts for dinner, none of that foreign muck.
 
walsworth said:
I could not hit Ian Davis in the arse with a banjo now.

Rabbits are safe with me, eyes are gone, tried to play darts yesterday and hit the 'chalker'.

Chitterlings and mash with sprouts for dinner, none of that foreign muck.
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Chitterlings something else my dear old Dad introduced me to !! Purely working class we were governor. Used soak them in our pantry and then cook them ……….. I bloody hated them
 
LUKE said:
My bet of the year by a big margin runs next Saturday.I will put it up on this thread because I said I would a few weeks ago but I feel a big responsibility towards certain punting friends of mine -there is one lad who has got plenty of winners over the years who seems to delight in the losers -he won't be getting it.There are 3or 4 other lads who I could give it to but it isn't just the fact they could lose a few quid on it but you could put them off a winner which is adding insult to injury.
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Not entered -absolutely gutted.
 
I'm just going to annoy you a bit more, Reet.

Faggots are sold in our local butchers (voted one of the 100 best shops on the planet a few years ago) and quite co-incidentally, Keith Floyd lived in the town for several years and has a plaque up dedicated to him.
 

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