The Official Constitution Hill Thread 2025/26

[barjon]

Ah! Dear old Sea Pigeon, revived a depleted bank balance and my girlfriend was so impressed that I was knee deep in him at Chester that she married me.

 

[Slim]

Ah! Dear old Sea Pigeon, revived a depleted bank balance and my girlfriend was so impressed that I was knee deep in him at Chester that she married me.

I was once banging my ex Mrs sister while a horse I backed was wining on the TV. These days I can't do either.

 

[pawras]

I was once banging my ex Mrs sister while a horse I backed was wining on the TV. These days I can't do either.

even better if you hit the gravy stroke at the finish line......

 

[edgt]

I was once banging my ex Mrs sister while a horse I backed was wining on the TV. These days I can't do either.

Try the All weather; it worked for Constitution Hill.

 

[Ian_Davies]

I was once banging my ex Mrs sister while a horse I backed was wining on the TV. These days I can't do either.

I once backed a winner, while eating a chocolate hob nob bought with money I found down the back of my sofa, but, on this rare occasion, you might possibly have had the edge on me there.

 

[Ian_Davies]

I imagine hopefully they settle up on his withdrawal and don't make you wait until his official retirement as a 12yo winner Claimers on the sand.

One of the two bookmakers I managed to organise getting on with has paid out (fair play) and I'm now just waiting on the other one.

 

[an capall]

I was once banging my ex Mrs sister while a horse I backed was wining on the TV. These days I can't do either.

Jinny Jo will be along soon to ask if you have had your accompanying appendages removed.

 

[jinnyj]

Indeed! We can't have THAT sort of shenanigans going on!

 

[Danny]

I was once banging my ex Mrs sister while a horse I backed was wining on the TV. These days I can't do either.

And I thought buying the spread at 0.7 amount of women who'd sleep with Slim was a terrible bet.

 

[Slim]

And I thought buying the spread at 0.7 amount of women who'd sleep with Slim was a terrible bet.

That was the spread for lesbians. The current makeup is 1.

 

[WandererSkyLight]

https://twitter.com/x/status/2027035114262220899

I don't know if you heard the news mate, but I doubt Denise is going to make you lump on CHill at Cheltenham any time soon