I approached the librarian today and asked if I could borrow that new book about small penises.
"It isn't in yet."
"Yep. That's the one. "
With you all the way on those first eight words.I'm not a big fan of Rod S
Hasn't Rod Stewart got a seat reserved for him at Celtic even though he probably doesn't attend too many matches? Bet they've never played this one at half-time.I'm not a big fan of Rod S but I do have his Great American Songbook collection and I have to say he does them justice.
Plastic Bertrand never misses an Anderlecht home game - and he stands on the terraces with the fans, eating Belgian chocolates, drinking Belgian fruit biere and discussing Hercules Poirot. #realfan