The Official Constitution Hill Thread 2025/26

[barjon]

Ah! Dear old Sea Pigeon, revived a depleted bank balance and my girlfriend was so impressed that I was knee deep in him at Chester that she married me.

 

[Slim]

Ah! Dear old Sea Pigeon, revived a depleted bank balance and my girlfriend was so impressed that I was knee deep in him at Chester that she married me.

I was once banging my ex Mrs sister while a horse I backed was wining on the TV. These days I can't do either.

 

[pawras]

I was once banging my ex Mrs sister while a horse I backed was wining on the TV. These days I can't do either.

even better if you hit the gravy stroke at the finish line......

 

[edgt]

I was once banging my ex Mrs sister while a horse I backed was wining on the TV. These days I can't do either.

Try the All weather; it worked for Constitution Hill.

 

[Ian_Davies]

I was once banging my ex Mrs sister while a horse I backed was wining on the TV. These days I can't do either.

I once backed a winner, while eating a chocolate hob nob bought with money I found down the back of my sofa, but, on this rare occasion, you might possibly have had the edge on me there.

 

[Ian_Davies]

I imagine hopefully they settle up on his withdrawal and don't make you wait until his official retirement as a 12yo winner Claimers on the sand.

One of the two bookmakers I managed to organise getting on with has paid out (fair play) and I'm now just waiting on the other one.

 

[an capall]

I was once banging my ex Mrs sister while a horse I backed was wining on the TV. These days I can't do either.

Jinny Jo will be along soon to ask if you have had your accompanying appendages removed.

 

[jinnyj]

Indeed! We can't have THAT sort of shenanigans going on!

 

[Danny]

I was once banging my ex Mrs sister while a horse I backed was wining on the TV. These days I can't do either.

And I thought buying the spread at 0.7 amount of women who'd sleep with Slim was a terrible bet.

 

[Slim]

And I thought buying the spread at 0.7 amount of women who'd sleep with Slim was a terrible bet.

That was the spread for lesbians. The current makeup is 1.

 

[WandererSkyLight]

https://twitter.com/x/status/2027035114262220899

I don't know if you heard the news mate, but I doubt Denise is going to make you lump on CHill at Cheltenham any time soon

 

[WandererSkyLight]

https://twitter.com/x/status/2030358441244459174

Constitution Hill is set to go to the Group 3 John Porter Stakes in Mid April.

Good pick. Also Nicky Henderson seems like a wonderful chap to have a long conversation

 

[WandererSkyLight]

Looks like the Summer might be the start of a mini European tour for CHill, with Nicky mentioning France and Germany as Royal Ascot being out of the picture

Looking at the race listings and found a few he could do

G1 Grosser Preis Von Berlin (last years winner was one Rebels Romance)
G1 Grand Prix de Saint Cloud (quite a small field last year except for Calandagan)

Or if you want to go a lower grade

G2 Hansa-Preis
G2 Grand Prix de Chantilly
G2 Prix Maurice de Nieuil

 

[WandererSkyLight]

https://twitter.com/x/status/2030636622249689582

Oh interesting, Nicky is considering a Novice Stakes at Kempton

(There are 4 Kempton AW Dates in March, 18th, 25th, 28th, 30th)

 

[trudij]

Isn’t it lovely to see him so relaxed Discussing things now!!

 

[WandererSkyLight]

Isn’t it lovely to see him so relaxed Discussing things now!!

He doesn't sound like he's about to crush coal into diamonds with his sphincter.

But it is nice to see him in a great mood about Constitution Hill

 

[edgt]

Poor man walking the track, trying to make a plan and all they can ask about is a non runner