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I didn't purchase it at £4.00 I'll wait for the half price ticket

Are your eyes melting yet .. ? ... 🤤🤤

Thread of the year contender

Ian is a huge Chelsea fan especially when Waitrose are buy one get one free on the buns

Hobbit how much do you own in your betting bank?

The hospital told me it was an Italian kidney but my Italian neighbour couldn't read a word of the letter the family had sent me. Further investigations suggested it was written in Romanian.

Romanian Bucharest on profile I have a Romanian kidney myself, perfect match and it's stood the test of time for 12 years now... 🇷🇴 Apologies if the op is from Australia or SA.. 😅

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"Not sure how to create a thread" How did you create this one?

I can spare a couple of 50 pence pieces those big thick ones from the 80's

He might end up being a bad priced favourite but who in that field would be above him in the market? If he was starting 2nd fav it would be a lump on job... ground conditions may apply

Mr Hill the bookie on the phone "Aidan, slight problem here, can you take out Charles Darwin in the next?" Aidan "Listen Mr Hill... Declan, John, Paul, Steve, Robert, Imogen, Kathleen have all worked hard on getting Charles Darwin ready for this" Mr Hill "I get that and I wouldn't ask but a...

(and, with a bit of luck, the wimmen...) And if that fails there's always the 18-30's holiday .. :LOL: 😭

I've got a photo of myself and Richard Hughes somewhere.. I'll have to dig it out as I know Ian would love to see it Delighted for him... Richard not Ian .. :cheerleader:

Baby Plum tomatoes or the vine tomatoes cut in half with a light sprinkling on salt goes with every meal

I won a Rip Van Winkle baseball cap I was wearing it and someone in the supermarket kept staring at me eventually down another isle he came over looked at the cap and said "Oh, I thought it said RIP you W****r"

I'm quite a quick packer but when someone try's scanning their shopping before I've even unzipped my bag. I go half speed.

Well done to the winner and thank you to the fortune teller for keeping scores

Treanmor (Humidity) Al Aasy *Nap (Tabletalk) Inisherin *NB (Flora of Bermuda) Remmooz (Saracen) Zoum Zoum (Aramram) Sallaal (Dakota Blue) Samui (Trooper Bisdee)

Signora (Indigo Dawn) Jonquil (Whistlejacket) Hand of God (Mutaawid) Zarigana *NAP (January) Zgharta (Miss Nightfall) Amiloc *NB (Wimbledon Hawkeye) Lexington Blitz (Stormy Impact)