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FUZZ VS HOODIES

Scoring will be as follows:

Fuzz lose control again tonight - 200 pts
Fuzz regain control tonight - 5 pts

Fuzz fail to respond to new outbreaks in Glasgow, Edinburgh, Kensington and Chiswick - 500 pts

Fuzz fail to employ any new methods anywhere (due to being delayed filling in reports from last night) - 50 pts

Fuzz decide to say 'f%*& it' to form-filling and haul out the pepper spray instead - 2,000 pts

Hoodies moon police and are arrested on public indecency charges - 5 pts

Hoodies have their Jobseekers' Allowances stopped - minus 50 pts

Hoodies claim racial harrassment (whiteys by black cops, and vice versa) and sue successfully that their human rights were trampled on - 2,000 pts

Hoodies claim for trauma of being detained without access to their iPads, iPhones, tablets and Blackberries - 900 pts

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