A Salesman Called Today..............

[Diminuendo]

 

[PDJ]

:lol:

 

[Grey]

:lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[Diamond Geezer]

Nice one Dim

 

[Muttley]

:lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[Merlin the Magician]

is that!!! Honestly really you DIM?? ..........

 

[Diminuendo]

Two words Merlin and the second one is ' off'.!!!! :lol: :lol:

 

[Griffin]

I had a seven year old who was just stood behind me who is now rolling around on the floor laughing :lol:

 

[Merlin the Magician]

your not too big to be put over my knee ............. you know........oh sorry its punishment I was going to give...... not excitement ...........

 

[BrianH]

Merlin, you're not going the right way about it...

 

[Merlin the Magician]

pardon Brian ....tell me more.....enlighten me further!!!............

 

[Diminuendo]

:lol:

Merlin how do you know how big I am? :lol:

 

[Merlin the Magician]

well I bet DIM your lighter than my left leg................

 

[Maurice]

Merlin, King Kong is lighter than your left leg.

 

[Diminuendo]

Merlin try this work out!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol: :lol:

 

[Muttley]

Hey up .. it's the new version of YMCA ...

 

[Diminuendo]

:lol: :lol: Is it working yet Merlin????



Altogether now.....' Young Man, there's no need to feel down.'

 

[Merlin the Magician]

........Nah could do with loosing a stone or two but am a BIG guy...... not going to incriminate myself..... and tell you where or whats BIG..... its not my mouth..............

 

[Latefortheraces]

Originally posted by Diminuendo@Feb 23 2005, 08:33 PM
Merlin try this work out!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol: :lol:

Merlin in lycra !! h34r: h34r: h34r:

 

[Maurice]

Originally posted by Latefortheraces@Feb 23 2005, 09:49 PM
Merlin in lycra !! h34r: h34r: h34r:

...otherwise known as a blimp.

 

[Latefortheraces]

:lol:

 

[Merlin the Magician]

Must confess to wearing LYCRA ........................SOCKS .... oh and BUNDIES..... oh and ROLL NECK JUMPER..... compliments of MATALAN...........

 

[Dave G]

I actually remember this being touted as Lord H's suit about 18 months or so ago....

 

[krizon]

Yes, yes, quite. I think that's close to a tad more than we need to know, Merlin... <_<

Dims - love it! That'd be a helluva good advertizing campaign for Stannah! It reminds me of the hilarious scene in 'Gremlins' where the little varmints fritz the electrics, and send the grumpy old crone zooming at 100 mph up the stairs in her chairlift, straight through the roof of the house. :blink:

 

[krizon]

Heyyyyyyy, Dave! You still got a copy of THAT picture?? :lol: