Parallel Universe Timelines....
In the TTFiverse - VW puts the racing world on notice as Jeu D'Opale and Bucksey Des Epeires give her a Lingfield Park double today. This is an omen for Boxing Day when Djelo, Kara Sacre, Ramo, Nez Vert, Jungle Boogie, Epinephrine and Supervisor give VW a "Magnificent Seven(timer)" before Tanganyika lands the Welsh National for good measure the next day. Hordes of VW believers can be heard on the Chepstow terraces chanting: "Can you hear the Euro sing? No, no! Can you hear the Euro sing? No, no! Can't you hear the Euro sing? I can't hear a f*****g thing! No, no, no!"
In the Euroverse - Jeu D'Opale and Bucksey Des Epeires are never travelling and both finish last at Lingfield Park today. On Boxing Day two of her seven do manage to beat one other horse but they still trail in tailed off and then Tanganyika is pulled up at Chepstow. After the race, a tight-lipped VW has to be escorted off the racecourse as hordes of Scandinavian metal fans surround the unsaddling enclosure, chanting: "You're getting sacked in the morning! Sacked in the morning, you're getting sacked in the morning!"
Which path will our reality take?
Can't wait to find out!