Big Mac Arrives In Big Brother House

I'd be worried if Jackie Stallone had to give mouth-to-mouth resuscitation to anyone: with those lips, they'd likely be sucked into oblivion.

"And-a, one, and-a schhhllll.... hey! Where'd he go?" :o
 
:lol: :lol: They'd be stuck together like kissing gouramis (erm, without grabbing the dikshunry, I think that's right?). That is just SUCH an unlovely picture, Brian!
 
Does anyone know why the once-incredible Brigitte slommocks about with that curious pink hat on, and what's that bandolier thingy she slings across her? Is she carrying secret tucker in it, or what? She looks like someone who's given up entirely on her appearance.
 
I'd be interested to see how much money you lot would be prepared to donate to someone who would break into the house, kill them all and then kill the producers and channel 4 executives resonsible for this twaddle?
 
Are you making some sort of comparison between my good self and Judas, Brian? Which would in turn make you Jesus? Hmmmm..........

I have one problem with this theory, Judas let others do the killing.
 
Unbelievable.

I think that I put up the most incompetent display of punting of all time in this event and the only housemate who could have got me out of jail was Bez.

Sometimes you get the luck that you don't deserve.

Brian - you were robbed!
 
Imagine if they had a racing version

Chester Barnes
Alex Hammond
Timmy Murphy
Jenny Pitman
John Francome
Gaye Kellaway
Bob Cooper
Emma Lavelle
 
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