Big Mac Arrives In Big Brother House

The other name being bandied around is Jackie Stallone, Sly's mad mother who doesn't think that she has had too much collagen pumped into her face and, equally wrongly, believes that she has psychic powers.

A demonstration of her fabulous psychic powers was given in 2002 at the time of the "Maryland Sniper". The lovely Jackie was alarmed when she heard about the sniper leaving the death tarot card. "When that card was found, I thought, 'Omigosh, this is terrible,' " she said. Jackie believes the shooter is "a light-haired person, in his 20s or 30, from a good family, though he's not that close to them." Will they catch the killer soon? "Not for a while," she predicts. Would she consider using her psychic abilities to help catch him? "I'm awfully busy lately," she says. "But I'd consider it."

The two black guys, stepfather and stepson, from a fairly poor background were arrested not long afterwards.
 
At least it won't be Tarnya.

My dad described her acuurately I think as having a voice like a rusty saw
 
The good old Channel 4 BB Forum! They seem to be deleting threads if anybody says who it is, but if you stick around it seems to be Jackie.
 
Oh yes, I'm reminded that she does something she calls "rumpology". It's a bit like how phrenologists read the bumps on heads, but she reads arses!
 
I mean, how do you explain to Sly's mum that you aren't talking to anyone because they won't give you Diet Coke?
 
Missionary position - 80/1

Standing up - 100/1

Jackie on top - 125/1

Side by side - 125/1

Spoons - 150/1

Doggy - 150/1

Reverse cowgirl - 200/1

Anal - 500/1

All in, come or not

Jackiieee...!!!

05_1400_tomato_t.jpg
 
That is so disgusting

Nice to see C4 keeps up its standards of English - " Jackie Stallone would drive them all balmy "

What ? Turn them all into warm summer evenings
 
Appalling- she is 77 apparently


As a Hollywood psychic astrologer, Jackie Stallone has found fame beyond being mother of one of cinema's biggest stars, Sylvester Stallone.

Jackie is also the former mother-in-law of Celebrity Big Brother contestant Brigitte Nielsen.

The septuagenarian is determined to give her all in the House. "I intend to win. I've never lost anything in my life," she stated.

Except her dignity
 
If, indeed, she ever possessed any. Apart from giving birth to the mumbly one she has at various times been a psychic, a trapeze artist, a hairdresser, a dermatologist and a manager of women wrestlers. Recently, as I mentioned above rumpology -- like palm-reading, only ... er, different -- has been Jackie's thing.

But Jackie also specializes in canine consultations. She claims that her two Doberman Pinschers can forecast such things as the results of elections (not too hard in her country - a bit of politics there, as Ben Elton used to say before he joined the establishment) and the Academy Awards. The dogs didn't get one of the Oscars right - but they did forecast Dubya's victory.
 
Back
Top