Calling All Forum Bitches

[Honest Tom]

The E. Dead Group are looking for bitches to take part in an 'Eyes Wide Shut' type ritual + orgy. If you are intersted please leave your name below.

[Note - Failure to register an interest may put your family at risk

. It is best to leave your name and hope you are not selected].

 

[simmo]

HT, you are just such a screamer!!!!!!!

(Insert high pitched laughter here)

 

[Kathy]

:blink:

 

[an capall]

Tom - if you are short handed, I'll help out.

 

[Cajosolu]

Have any dates been pencilled in?

 

[Kathy]

I'm busy that weekend.

 

[Songsheet]

Count me in - Definitely your Grade A kinda bitch.... h34r:

 

[Dave G]

Sent my cloak and hood off to the dry cleaners.

 

[Kathy]

What was on it Dave?

 

[BrianH]

Usual time and place, Tom?

 

[krizon]

Love to come, but I'm busy shrinking the heads I culled from the last Lingfield meeting then. If those enclosure-jumping bastads don't learn from this, it'll be back to the old Death of a Thousand Screams next time. (I hate it - it takes up far too much dodger-hunting time.)

 

[Melendez]

I think he's looking for males dressed in corduroy jackets who flick their hair a lot, Krizon.

 

[krizon]

:lol: Ah, well, I see he's got a few of those lining up already, Mel!

 

[Hunneyb]

Ooh will Tom C be there then???

 

[Songsheet]

:lol:

Led too sheltered a life, obviously!!

 

[Honest Tom]

Originally posted by Hunneyb@Sep 21 2005, 12:40 PM
Ooh will Tom C be there then???

No, Hunneyb BUT it will be attended by Tom B (take Clooney and the guy who replaced him in ER, add a touch of Johnny Dep, stir thoroughly and wind on 10 years)

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[BrianH]

I make that someone who will weigh about 37 stone*

(*235 kilos for younger readers)

 

[Kathy]

Giant Haystacks???? :blink:

 

[Relkeel]

If it helps, I will give Nicole Kidman a good seeing to.

 

[simmo]

Originally posted by Kathy@Sep 21 2005, 01:02 PM
Giant Haystacks???? :blink:

Where is Phil?

 

[Kathy]

I think he was last seen boarding a flight to Las Vegas with Nicole Kidman h34r:

 

[MarkEE]

Isn't Merlin 37 stone? And 5'11"?

 

[Kathy]

Not the last time I saw him he wasn't... unless he's since eaten a whole herd of elephants .. :blink:

 

[an capall]

Actually Mark he is 511 Stone and 3'7".


h34r: :angy: :huh: :lol: JOKE B) <_< :angry: h34r: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Shadow Leader]

Well, as I'm pretty damn sure I qualify I'd better put my name down to save my parrot from being savaged by the E Dead Group.

Btw HT - I received a load of stickers recently that I'm sure you'd be interested in, I must send you some. They all looked like this :

B)