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You will have to unsubscribe from those goth sites Dom.

PS The E. Dead Group don't do parrots.
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You did the right thing in registering an interest though as your boyfriend had been earmarked for premature burial.


WARNING TO ALL FORUM BITCHES IN THE BRIGHTON AREA

A subset of The E, Dead Group led by Bob Carolgees
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have been despatched. Bad Bob is known to favour the old "pot of boiling water in the victim's face" as a means of "warming up".
 
Originally posted by Honest Tom@Sep 21 2005, 07:13 PM
PS The E. Dead Group don't do parrots.
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You did the right thing in registering an interest though as your boyfriend had been earmarked for premature burial.
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What the hell did I do???? :blink: :blink: :what:
 
Originally posted by PDJ@Sep 21 2005, 07:15 PM
What the hell did I do???? :blink: :blink: :what:
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The E. Dead Group work on the basis that the ones they are "despatching" are being "put out of their misery" while their loved ones are left behind to suffer.
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Oh, I see, this Carolgees (I mean, what kind of name is that for a bloke who thinks he's wellard?) has to resort to using objects, does he? How out of place he's going to look with hot water in a place like Brighton - Christ, the drunks, druggies and derelicts will be running for cover before you can shout "Holy Palmolive!"

I have no worries about this shambling lummox: I've been on Arena Leisure's Gate Security Upgrade course and was really impressed by the way the flying stars can decapitate an unbadged racegoer at 15 yards. Bring it on, bring it on.
 
Look out look out
Bob Carolgees is about
He's goosing all the people at your party
He's had Russell Grant and he's had Clint Eastwood
And he even got the late Russell Harty

He got that woman off the news
With a rather cunning ruse
And he's left Tom Cruise
With a rather nasty bruise
He caught Brucie unawares
Half way up the stairs
And he gave us quite a shock
Goosing New Kids On The Block

Well, as for Derek Nimmo...

He had a good forage
Round Genesis P-Orridge
And he got Rose McDowall
With a rusty garden trowel
He got Jimmy Tarbuck
But who really gives a fuck
And as for Arnold Schwarzenegger...
Oh fuck off

He got David Icke
And knocked him off his bike
He had Lesley Judd
We didn't really think he would
He had a good poke
All around John Noakes
And there was plenty of room
Round the back of Simon Groom

But it was goosing Jimmy Greaves
That brought him to his knees
And he went for the kill
As he dived for Jimmy Hill
He got Una Stubbs
On the way home from the pub
And he got Lionel Blair
Who really couldn't care

It was really quite surreal
When he goosed John Peel
And even Steve Wright
Didn't put up a big fight
We tried to warn Chrissie Hynde
But he got her from behind
And we really couldn't tell
If he got Simon Caddell
 
Griff, you cannot be excused but you are unlikely to be "chosen".

Kri, the subset has been recalled
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. There is talk you may receive an invitation to become part of The E. Dead Group.
 
Originally posted by Homer J@Sep 21 2005, 10:55 PM
[E Dead Group are numpties.
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I am having a tombstone inscribed even as I type. It reads

"Here lies Homer J (upper left hand side)".
 
H.T. I am off shopping at the weekend, and would like to buy something new to wear to the orgy. Any ideas of what the dress code is likely to be?
 
my wife (see picture avatar) is raising an eyebrow, usually a sign of remote interest. she likes the odd macho-bashing.
will you cover the flight and accomodation?
 
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Kathy, the women will be naked.

Wasser, the last person to hand in a claim for travelling expenses was given crutches to compensate for the loss of his kneecaps.
 
Originally posted by Honest Tom@Sep 22 2005, 09:31 AM
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Kathy, the women will be naked.
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Ah, so that's why I'm unlikely to be chosen. The sight of my pregnant belly, stretch marks and saggy boobs is enough to put the E Dead Group off anything of a sexual nature :lol:
 
Wasser - looks like the flight and accommodation would be the only things covered! :D

What kind of music are you deadheads planning to play? If it's not Metallica or old Ozzie vinyls, it's not worth putting the orgy on. And who's bringing the bats? (The flying type, not cricket.)
 
The E. Dead Group are more prone to chants than music. A naked virgin may sing the odd ballad before meeting an untimely, horrible death though.
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Can I just have the Clooney bit then? Wouldn't like to be seen to be greedy......don't like the other two anyway. :wub:
 
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