Calling All Forum Bitches

[krizon]

Is he a very pleasant feather plucker?

 

[jinnyj]

The best!

And as the daughter of a part-time pheasant plucker, I am only too well qualified!

 

[BrianH]

What does a part-time pheasant do the rest of the time?

 

[jinnyj]

Counsels me on the errors of my ways!

 

[Hunneyb]

Trudi - if I had a Depp, you could have him any time.......put George in a car on the way to Berkshire now please!

 

[Isty]

OK Jinny you have the bow, I'll have the bloom, feathers make me sneeze anyway. When is this shindig anyway I've looked out my button up the back corset thingy, the wellies and the flat cap, just waiting for the call (will it be in code btw)

 

[jinnyj]

I'd be happy to share with you Isty

 

[BrianH]

But will you both get into that button up the back corset thingy?

 

[Isty]

Nope but I'm sure we could get another


Now lets hope Mr Bloom is nimble enough in the finger dept for the huge amount of hook and eye catches it takes to fasten the damn things. The only problem is breathing once in it, but then if what I've heard is right thats not entirely necessary anyway.

 

[krizon]

I'm planning on wearing an only slightly-used shroud...

 

[Honest Tom]

Originally posted by krizon@Sep 28 2005, 09:22 PM
I'm planning on wearing an only slightly-used shroud...

At the end of the meeting a few will be wearing such attire involuntarily. Such is the indifference The E. Dead Group have towards human life.

 

[krizon]

To be truly nihilistic, they must be indifferent towards their own mortality, too. A point of philosophy I shall be demonstrating, free of charge, during the evening...

 

[Isty]

As long as I can just stand behind you Kri and watch.

 

[krizon]

Stand behind me, sweetie, and half the world disappears!

 

[Isty]

Do you want one of these corset thingys.

Only joking, dont ban me just yet.

 

[krizon]

Isty, only if you promise the laces won't suddenly go twwanNNNNGGG under the strain! The last attempt at confining my body resulted in the untimely death of an innocent passer-by, hit by a flying reinforced girdle... :shy:

 

[Kathy]

Krizon, at least you have the right shape to wear a girdle. Some of us girlies would look ridiculous even thinking about wearing one. I think I will just stick with my fluffy pink slippers and a smile! B)

 

[Isty]

Hmm..... we could always try tie wraps, it aint coming off though if we go down that route.

 

[Ardross]

The E Dead Group have , in the light of threats from the above forumites that they will be attending in tie and dye wraps , embraced celibacy and veganism .

 

[jinnyj]

And there was me polishing my patent black thigh-length boots to go with my shared corset!

 

[Merlin the Magician]

WOW!!!...........

 

[krizon]

"... the right shape for a girdle... " :lol: yes, it's spelled 'f-a-t', Kathy!

 

[Kathy]

Definitely not the word I was thinking of Krizon!