Caption Time

[Diamond Geezer]

 

[Aldaniti]

Jonjo's Latest BJK race tactic

 

[montyracing2]

.... just look what I found in the Great Leighs paddock!

 

[Kathy]

After the recent press reports Henrietta went to extraordinary lengths to find a good pointer for Jim Lewis.

 

[Warbler]

The trainer reported that the jockey hadn't necessarily understood what holding up a horse meant

 

[Rayeburn]

Lord Lucan and Shergar finally spotted at Tralee racecourse.

 

[Grey]

Clive Smith offers the services of a dermatologist to the Denman camp.

 

[ovverbruv]

Which way to the horse carrying contest?

 

[Grasshopper]

Charlie Mann gets ready to prepare Trump Card's box, in advance of another plot.

 

[Warbler]

Clan Royal would have won the National but for being carried out at Beechers

 

[Colin Phillips]

"I thought it was only McCoy that carried them over the line!"

 

[Merlin the Magician]

BARNEY... said we'll have to SHOULDER top weight so get out there and practice..

 

[Merlin the Magician]

OH feck it, looks like my bet got stuffed.....

 

[uncle goober]

Erm, Epeius mate, can you get Athena to put some bloody wheels on this, it weighs a ton !

 

[montyracing2]

... thats one hell of a ventriloqusit act!

 

[Songsheet]

"Aubrey was deeply disappointed that his new blow up doll bore no relation to the picture on the box."

 

[Colin Phillips]

Nice one, Jules. :clap: :clap: :clap:

 

[Diamond Geezer]

Keiran Fallon arrives at Portman Square with the evidence to prove his horse could not possibly have won the race at Lingfield.

 

[Merlin the Magician]

The poor horse drown! the stewards were correct at Wetherby it was not raceable today .......................

 

[BlazingWalker]

One of the McClaren mechanics misunderstood when Lewis said 'We need more horses!'

 

[BlazingWalker]

Stable gets new Horse Walker.

 

[MarkEE]

Fake horse gets carried upside down through field by man in big coat and turban.

 

[Diamond Geezer]

What do you mean "you wanted a WHITE one" ?