Chrismas Turkeys
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"Every sprout is saaa-cred,
Every little sprout,
Take care with how you eeeeat them,
And do not spit them out.
Every sprout is saaa-cred,
Even the littlest ones,
But please don't overdo them
Or you might get the runs.
Every sprout is saaa-cred,
Even their smallest parts,
But if they don't agree with you
They'll give you awful farts..."
(With due acknowledgment to 'Every Sperm is Sacred'. Continue adding as you so desire, and sing as an alternative to anyone's cover version of 'I'm Dreaming of another Bloody White Christmas' at Christmas dinner.)
Every little sprout,
Take care with how you eeeeat them,
And do not spit them out.
Every sprout is saaa-cred,
Even the littlest ones,
But please don't overdo them
Or you might get the runs.
Every sprout is saaa-cred,
Even their smallest parts,
But if they don't agree with you
They'll give you awful farts..."
(With due acknowledgment to 'Every Sperm is Sacred'. Continue adding as you so desire, and sing as an alternative to anyone's cover version of 'I'm Dreaming of another Bloody White Christmas' at Christmas dinner.)