David Walliams Attempt To Swim The Channel.

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The documentary last night was mildly amusing/interesting, I thought.

By the way, if Mrs Relkeel fancies both me and David Walliams, then surely it follows that I have got a chance with Abi Titmuss and/or Denise Van Outen. Excellent.
 
Originally posted by Relkeel@Jul 14 2006, 05:47 PM
By the way, if Mrs Relkeel fancies both me and David Walliams, then surely it follows that I have got a chance with Abi Titmuss and/or Denise Van Outen. Excellent.
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:lol: :lol: Mr GG has doubts about his own looks because he says I always seem to be attracted to very odd looking men, so in turn that must mean that he looks odd too :blink:
 
Terrific effort, interesting documentary - I thought Matt Lucas was very entertaining without trying to take the limelight off DW. Loved it when the accompanying boatmen had to point out huge floating chunks of sewage for him to swim around. There were hundreds of little islands of it! :( Ten hours! I got up to swimming exactly one mile in the swimming pool and thought I was Miss Fantastic for doing that. Walli - I salute you!
 
Evening, Mrs Relks here!

Yes, it's true. I fancy David Walliams. What a stunner he is in those Speedos. Hee hee.

But I fancy Mr Relks more...

Hope you are all well. Sorry I don't post much but Mr Relks keeps me updated on all the goss. ;0)

Love Mrs Relks xxx
 
Thanks honey. I'm getting into the swing of things.

I quite like this forum. You ain't seen the last of me yet. :0)
 
Hee hee - me again. I tried to get an avatar of Mr Walliams in his Speedos but the bloody system wouldn't let me!

Still, I think I've got a nice pic...
 
Hey Dom, you're up late mate. I am a bit tipsy but it's Friday and it's been a shit week!

Getting back to the original topic of David Walliams swimming the Channel...

Phwoar, I loved the bit of the programme when he was nearly naked (in his Speedos). Having a massage. How I would have killed to have been the masseuse.

Ha ha.
 
Sorry mate - I really can't see the attraction there!!! :shy:

You ought to go for someone sublime, like Cillian Murphy!!! :P

Yeah, I'm up late - off tomorrow & sat up playing poker!!

Mind you you're late enough - thought you were off as Relks was due back in!!! ;)
 
Tell Mrs Squiffy she types pretty well under the influence, though! I'm not sure which bit you thought was 'crap', Relks - surely not the part about wanting to be the masseuse? :brows:
 
I hope she continues posting squiffy or not . Mrs Relks strikes me as a rather a laugh and such forumites are always welcome , when there are so many grumpy old men on here ( me included :lol: ) well not the old bit .

I better do some work :shy:
 
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