David Walliams Attempt To Swim The Channel.

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I too have met the fragrant Mrs Relks. I would hesitate to criticise anything about her but feel that I must question her taste in men (David Walliams excepted...)
 
Mrs Relks is indeed a fine young lady who'd grace any social scene - charming, with a good sense of humour, and most attractive. I'm assuming she was in an amnesiac state when she got married?
 
Oh God, Relks will choke on his dinner when he reads that you managed to trudge him down the aisle before he realised it!!!!!
 
Evening all, Mrs Relks here.

Thanks to all of you for your kind comments. Unfortunately, my boyfriend was the only one who didn't have anything nice to say about me. Wait til he gets home! He'll be sorry! He will find his tea in the bin. Ha ha!

Anyway, I just thought I would take time out from my online job hunting to post a message to all of my fans.

Much love always.

Mrs Relks xxx
 
Originally posted by Shadow Leader@Aug 1 2006, 09:33 PM
Ah, I'm sure Relks has got enough reserves to make sure he doesn't starve to death in the meantime.....:P
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Hee hee. I could never do that to my darling Relks.

All vote for David to be sports personality of the year 2006 please. My feelings aside, he does bloody deserve it! And over £1m to charity aswell. Hats off to him. :)
 
Any odds on Matt Lucas doing it?
Keep the Jap Whale boats away and he might have a chance!!
 
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