Degenerate addictions thread, how to get treated. 😂

[The Fortune Teller]

We've heard a lot about my ciggie addiction.

As per the title of this thread. If anyone wants to discuss any other addictions you are more than welcome.

No jokes at my expense please, ta.

 

[Danny]

Put one on before you go to sleep and thank me later.

 

[simmo]

The patches made me feel sick last time.

That was many years ago.

I could try again I suppose.

Were you smoking the odd fag in addition to the patches?

 

[Desert Orchid]

He was smoking patches??

 

[EC21]

We've heard a lot about my ciggie addiction.

As per the title of this thread. If anyone wants to discuss any other addictions you are more than welcome

I am an alcoholic, smoker and gambler. I can't find any more vices to have Marb, and I ain't ashamed of admitting all of them. Take no notice of any pi%s taking. I am sure everyone here has never had any vices and are perfect enough to laugh at those who do. My problem is I have always been someone who does get addicted to the point of pushing it beyond normal. I've probably been on the spectrum all my life but never got diagnosed

 

[EC21]

Were you smoking the odd fag in addition to the patches?

My mate in the 90s was on patches yet smoked just as he had, unreal nicotine input. He eventually got off the patches, not kidding. He was my lorry driver at the time, a bit scarey to be fair

 

[Danny]

I am an alcoholic, smoker and gambler. I can't find any more vices to have

You're not looking hard enough EC I've had plenty more than that in my time

 

[EC21]

You're not looking hard enough EC I've had plenty more than that in my time

There is always one

 

[Danny]

I have to say I've never done Heroin but I'm saving that for a rainy day. The way my luck is I'm pretty sure I won't get a quick death. I'm gonna be hauled up in some dodgy nursing home sitting in my own shit. I've always been curious to find out how good heroin is I've got a sneaky feeling it's very good and gonna be right up my street. I'm hoping to concoct a plan of smuggling a good supply into the nursing home with me and giving one of the nurses a bung to mix it in with my daily meds.

It's the best retirement plan I could come up with.

 

[simmo]

I have to say I've never done Heroin but I'm saving that for a rainy day. The way my luck is I'm pretty sure I won't get a quick death. I'm gonna be hauled up in some dodgy nursing home sitting in my own shit. I've always been curious to find out how good heroin is I've got a sneaky feeling it's very good and gonna be right up my street. I'm hoping to concoct a plan of smuggling a good supply into the nursing home with me and giving one of the nurses a bung to mix it in with my daily meds.

It's the best retirement plan I could come up with.

Closest I've ever come was taking a dodgy Ecstasy tablet, which turned out to have three phases - speed, smack and then acid.

Can't honestly say the smack phase was the best of the three.

 

[Len Madeiros]

I’ve done a few Class As, but never heroin, Danny. All of them were a great laugh, and I don’t regret taking any of them. But of their time.