Does Tommo Know There's A Vacancy?

[BrianH]

Len Dresslar, the man who sang the "ho ho ho" bit of the Green Giant corn jingle in the American ad, has just died. He recorded the words back in 1959.

 

[Relkeel]

Surely Thommo wouldn't ever "sell-out" to a tacky commercial venture!

 

[an capall]

Thats a bit corny, Brian.

 

[Bar the Bull]

Give me some peas and quiet from your poxy puns, AC.

 

[an capall]

Stop sprouting so much Bar. It would be a turn up if you calmed down a bit. Go have a leek.

 

[PDJ]

With all these puns around there isn't mushroom to move.

 

[DIVER]

Just give the toad a stool.

 

[Grey]

When he drove taxis he wore a cab badge.

 

[PDJ]

Do be quiet challot of you.

 

[BrianH]

Lettuce leave the subject cos it's bean done to death

 

[krizon]

Thanks for this, chaps. I need to line up a battery of food-related puns for the next meeting at Lingfield. Four of us on the main entrance can't leave them alone. Our dance-related ones fell a bit flat, once past 'waltz the time, please?' and other horrors, so we're in hard training for foodie ones. Any further contributions will be grapefully received.

 

[an capall]

I am all out of them Kri. Try Jinnyj's little friend, Parsnip. He might help.

 

[BrianH]

If he can, that'll be a turnip for the book

 

[Ardross]

It will be a swede moment

 

[Bar the Bull]

Maybe we can entice him by paying him a celery.

 

[Songsheet]

Honestly, when the chips are down, this forum's always amaizing.

Mind you, sooner or later there'll be a squashing put down, peppered with veiled insults....

 

[BrianH]

Originally posted by Bar the Bull@Nov 4 2005, 11:49 AM
Maybe we can entice him by paying him a celery.

I don't think that he's interested in regular work - he just wants to duck endive

 

[Muttley]

It's bean a pleasure reading this thread, you obviously all know your onions, but I'm not sure I can take any more arty-jokes ...

 

[BrianH]

It's got me beet too...

 

[an capall]

I beleieve the James Bond producer is making a movie of this thread.

 

[Kathy]

Is it going to called:

The Man with the Golden Pun?

 

[Grey]

Or Old Ginger?

 

[Kathy]

I had to think about that one Grey....

 

[BrianH]

No, it's To-marrow Never Dies starring Sean Bean and Fennela Fielding. Warren Beety plays the villain.

 

[Muttley]

And Jasper Carrot is the funky moped stunt-rider.