Does Tommo Know There's A Vacancy?

[Kathy]

:lol:

 

[BrianH]

I'm not sure who is playing the theme music - rumour has it that it'll be Prefab Sprout but I think it's going to be Chicory Tip

 

[Kathy]

I thought it it may be The Pea Gee's?

 

[Grey]

The Pea Gee's? All they're good for is a high-pitched rocket.

 

[krizon]

Terrific! I am going fully-loaded with this lot. I'm very smitten with 'arty jokes' - that really is an 8.5. However, I've been working on 'aubergine' this evening, and am still a bit stumped. 'Duck endive' is very high on artistic merit, too. Please feel free to offload some more tomarrow.

 

[Grey]

Mash as I like potatoes, jackets are too smart to wear aubergines.

 

[PDJ]

:lol: :lol:

 

[Colin Phillips]

Paul, you're doing it again!

 

[an capall]

I think we can squash this thread now.

 

[PDJ]

Now lettuce not be radish, an.

 

[an capall]

There shallot of bad puns in this thread - in fact it's peppered with them.

 

[Grey]

What you say be t'truth.