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Fancy Dress...

granger said:
Can i ask why were these two specific letters chosen?
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Birthday girl initials.

My girlfriend has, rather worryingly, suggested I go as a prisoner (complete with ball and chain) - Lock up/Behind bars.

When I mentioned that I might look into hiring the costume, I was half expecting her to pull the bloody thing out of the wardrobe. :blink:
 
The baby idea's got some extra merit to it, too - if you over-imbibe, you can widdle in your nappies and scream until you get a change, demand your girlfriend spoonfeed you the nibbles, and then throw up (playfully, of course) over anyone you don't like, gurgling and giggling as sweetly as you can.
 
Just wear a suit.

If anyone asks, tell them you've come as David Brent - at least that way you will be able to dance like a twat, without incurring any jive about it.
 
Some good ideas here!

Saw a pretty nifty Batman suit the other day as well.

Might just be a ladies man and just go as myself... saves a fair bit of hassle as well...
 
Whereas B and L could be 'Butch Lesbian', which would mean Doc Martens, roll-up baggy jeans and braces, and a check flannel shirt. There you go - nice and comfy, and at the same time free to act blokey and ogle the girls!
 
I've got photos of my late Dad (fortunately, alive at the time) dressed up as LJS for a fancy dress ball - Mother made him a huge silver earring, he's got my grandfather's telescope to one eye, and a patch over the other, plus fake moustache. I'd have waved the white flag, anyway! Have a good time - board the party, hold it to ransom until they load you with all the food, drink, and dancing girls you can handle!
 
Long John Silver went down a treat alright. An enjoyable affair all around really, with costume of the night going to a particularly attractive female as Lady Gaga.

One of the funnier moments of the night was my declaration that "if Zacinto isn't in the first three in this Mile, I'm giving up racing for a year..."

I showed 'em alright...
 
Hope you had a laugh trackside.

On the pirate note, I recently did a 4 mile fun run round London dressed as a gorilla, but customised to be a pirate!! Believe it or not, I actually won a prize for being the best dressed female gorilla!!
The best bit was the look on the tourists face as the 4 Morris Dancer gorillas in front of me proceeded to do just that on the approach to Tower Bridge. There were about 700 of us!!
Previous to that, I took part in a Nuns Run on the same course - self explanitory! The bloke nuns with hairy legs were freaky, though I was a rebel - with devil horns and fishnet tights, I was the "Naughty Nun!":p
On that note, it's always the quiet ones....and I say very little! :whistle:
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Oh dear, the parrot appears to have croaked it.
 

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