Freak Of Nature

[uncle goober]

It can sometimes be hard spending ones life as a freak of nature, you just have to get on with it, but I do wonder how these freaks occur.

The ridiculously attractive Myleene Klass gave birth yesterday, and her parents :dork: and :nuts: were on hand to report the happy event to the waiting television cameras. Thoughts immediately turned from what the child was to be called to the question of how Myleene could possibly be the result of the collective genes of her parents.

Myleene Klass, freak of nature.

 

[purr]

Maybe there's hope for my future offspring yet...

 

[Desert Orchid]

That thought went through my head too, UG.

Maybe she's adopted?

 

[Shadow Leader]

...and maybe she's, erm, the milkman's....

 

[Colin Phillips]

Goober spotted looking V. smart at Newmarket...............is he a WET WET WET fan?

 

[Desert Orchid]

Originally posted by Shadow Leader@Aug 17 2007, 07:03 PM
...and maybe she's, erm, the milkman's....

The milkman would have to be blind and desperate...

 

[Shadow Leader]

Is that the Boy Cub Scout badge in Goober spotting you're trying to earn, Colin?! :laughing:

 

[Colin Phillips]

.................no effort in it, Shads, he hogs the camera, no badge for that!

 

[uncle goober]

Wishin I was lucky, wiiiishin i was luuucky

Actually i would quite like to smash a brick into Pellows face

smug arse.

 

[Desert Orchid]

Originally posted by uncle goober@Aug 17 2007, 11:13 PM
i would quite like to smash a brick into Pellows face

smug arse.

They're easily confused...

 

[uncle goober]