Gardener Davies's Horticultural Hints

[Ian_Davies]

Don't waste time removing unwanted greenery with expensive gardening equipment, just climb on top of nature's offensive items and repeatedly jump up and down on them.

If you're over 5ft 10 and weigh 13 stone plus, they'll soon get the message.

 

[Desert Orchid]

I find they soon tire of me pishing on them.

 

[Ian_Davies]

Topper!

 

[walsworth]

Works on unwanted visitors too.

 

[Ian_Davies]

No one will be surprised to learn I don't exactly have a lot of visitors.

 

[Desert Orchid]

Works on unwanted visitors too.

I was keeping that to myself...

 

[walsworth]

No one will be surprised to learn I don't exactly have a lot of visitors.

You could jump up and down on Vinyl Vera.

 

[Keep Quiet]

You can take a horticulture but that still won’t make her classy.