Headline Makers

[Marb]

Star Can Mash 'Em at Musselburgh

Agreed. I fancy Masham Star as well today. Good luck.

 

[Marb]

Can anyone help me out with a good pun for Jacobs Pillow (nap) in the 4:45 at Mussleburgh today? I've no idea where to start!

 

[Desert Orchid]

Can anyone help me out with a good pun for Jacobs Pillow (nap) in the 4:45 at Mussleburgh today? I've no idea where to start!

Jacobs Pillow Can Dance In

(Jacob's Pillow hosts a summer dance festival in Massachussetts)

 

[Marb]

Haha thanks

 

[Marb]

Certainly made my day less depressing did Jacob's Pillow!

 

[Tanlic]

I looked I saw I bypassed.............

Good on you Martin

 

[Desert Orchid]

Good for you, Marble. I switched the TV off halfway through the afternoon in disgust at how the races were panning out (for me).

 

[Grey]

Patrick Will Struggle To Stay Humble - Cork 17.45

Patrick Mullins passes up on several possible rides in a 100k sales bumper at Fairyhouse today in order to go to Cork instead

 

[Desert Orchid]

Maybe so but 8/13??????

 

[Grey]

I'm not looking for a pat on the back if it wins, but sometimes even an odds on price can be value.

 

[Marb]

Anyone think of one for Rogue Angel today. I don't know where to start again!?

 

[Desert Orchid]

Angel No Rogue

 

[Desert Orchid]

Mall Dini Can Lift National Trophy

 

[Marb]

Captain Redbeard to leave bookies shitfaced

(sorry had to get in there early)

 

[Desert Orchid]

Can't quite see that appearing in the Times pullout :lol:

 

[Desert Orchid]

Cyr can make a Name for himself in the opener

 

[Grasshopper]

Meep Meep To Give Bumper Backer's The Horn

 

[Danny]

King Socks it to 'em.

 

[Diamond Geezer]

Portrait to fly home (4.50 Aintree)

 

[Danny]

Off to a Flyer with Jester Jet.

 

[Desert Orchid]

Min the merciless to destroy all comers

Ok, so it's hardly original but it's the biggest cert of the year so far. Should be long, long odds-on.

 

[Grasshopper]

Lalor To Have Opposition On Their Knees

Topham The Race To Whip The Beau Bay Out

 

[Diamond Geezer]

Off to a Flyer with Jester Jet.

Wow :lol:

 

[Desert Orchid]

Lalor To Have Opposition On Their Knees

I had to think about that one ('cos I pronounce it Lah-lor). :lol:

Topham The Race To Whip The Beau Bay Out

:lol::lol:

(Again, one you won't see in The Times!)

 

[Desert Orchid]

Lalor To Have Opposition On Their Knees

Boom :lol: