Horse Racing Caption Comp

[Diminuendo]

' I'll tell you lads, I swear by this new Moscow Flyer zip, it goes up and down faster than you can say ' Barry Geraghty'.

 

[krizon]

"Richard! Richard! Mind the big shiel... oops, too late."

 

[betsmate]

"I can't believe he actually thought his was bigger!"

 

[Muttley]

Ruby rides Azippyup ...

 

[an capall]

'No Ruby! Go Roger Go is a horse!'

 

[Shadow Leader]

If I just keep my head down, it might not look like I'm with them.....

 

[Diminuendo]

:lol: Great stuff from everyone!

 

[terry]

Ruby it's the weighing room not the w'ing room!

 

[Grey]

RJ: "Did you hear who's sponsoring the Guineas this year?"

RW: "For that sort of money they're welcome to sponsor my ultimate poker."

 

[trudij]

" I think Napoleons hand went in his jacket Rube........"

 

[BrianH]

All together now:

"Zip-up-your-doo-dah, put it away
My, oh my what a wonderful day!
Plenty of sunshine heading my way
Zip-up-your-doo-dah, put it away!"

 

[krizon]

"Hey, James! Check and see if yours is done up, too!"

 

[trevor]

Hi Guys

For the men only !!!

Never mind about POT BLACK, I'm goner pot the pink or the brown with this one !!!

Regards
Trevor

 

[krizon]

"Trevor" - I name you Merlin the Magician and claim my £5 prize...

 

[tetley]

" I read on a forum that they want to ban whips so I thought I'd give this a go"

 

[krizon]

"Shoite! Oi've got me feckin jockstrap on backwards again!"

 

[Bobbyjo]

Johnson "I'm thinking of bringing this satellite dish out with me for the Champion Hurdle so I can watch the finish"

 

[BrianH]

:lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[Songsheet]

"For heaven's sake, don't start tryin' to dial out here...."