How many times can I be left cry wolf?

[Gearoid]

I swear this time she is the one. She was the nucleolus of an earlier thread that I left go neglected due to her unresponsiveness but we have just gone deep. Please be gentle when my "usefulness post" input drops my 92% from it's current mark of 3%.

 

[granger]

See if she can handle the dutch oven. this is a solid indicator

 

[trackside528]

Gearoid, please have someone staple your balls back on ASAP.

 

[Irish Stamp]

That 66/1 winner get DQ'd Gearoid?

 

[Relkeel]

...we have just gone deep.

As in throat?

 

[del boy]

I am gonna buy a hat just in case.

 

[Aldaniti]

God help you if she ever reads this forum!

 

[Gearoid]

That 66/1 winner get DQ'd Gearoid?

:lol:

It depends. Rule 4 maybe. Late withdrawl.

 

[trackside528]

I heard it bolted on the way to post...

 

[Desert Orchid]

God help you if she ever reads this forum!

His girlfriends aren't usually old enough to read.

 

[granger]

Her Junior/Leaving Cert must be soon. Sure Gearoid will have no problem offering her a grind

 

[Gearoid]

The dizzy ones are best. I'm spend enouigh time pretending to be intelligent...

 

[trackside528]

The dizzy ones are best.

Wasn't it you who asked about the legality of Rohypnol on some thread not too long ago?

 

[trudij]

Ive been out with some men that are so boring Ive rohypnoled myself....

 

[Irish Stamp]

I once went out with a girl, it was going great. Got back to hers and she goes "i'm not sucking that I'm vegetrian". FML

 

[redhead]

Ive been out with some men that are so boring Ive rohypnoled myself....

:lol:

 

[granger]

Come in Gearoid.........

 

[Sara]

This is the funniest thread I've read in a long time - and having met Gearoid in Ireland makes it all the funnier...

Hey Gearoid, why does sex make your spelling go all crumply?

 

[redhead]

Hey Gearoid, why does sex make your spelling go all crumply?

Must be lurrrv!!

 

[Sara]

FORUM GOLD Mods please sticky...

 

[redhead]

Poor Gearoid - be gentle with him!!

http://brainwaves.corante.com/archives/2005/02/07/is_lovesickness_a_psychiatric_disorder.php

 

[Gearoid]

Come in Gearoid.........

A 250/1 shot was landed the other night. I took one drink out of a pint and left the bar. The last time this happened was when I was 17 and being removed my a bouncer. Strange times ahead don't you know....

 

[Sara]

That brings it all back, Redhead...

Thank God I've Retired Hurt

 

[redhead]

A 250/1 shot was landed the other night. I took one drink out of a pint and left the bar. The last time this happened was when I was 17 and being removed my a bouncer. Strange times ahead don't you know....

Oh dear, you have got it bad, haven't you?

 

[redhead]

That brings it all back, Redhead...

Thank God I've Retired Hurt

Me too, HS, not going there again!