"Oh, yes, he does!"
Uncle Goober: hmmm... you mean what's been happening on the forum, rather than in the world at large, do you? Let's see. I have not been disappointed to find:
Brian championing facts over fantasy (for the 3,457th time - although I might've let one or two slip by me);
Merlin causing angst and disarray (for the 3,457th time - although, etc., etc.);
Warbler using 3,457 words where 200 would do;
Clivex expounding on the evils of religion, the lack of belief, the Left, the Right, the Middle Way, bigotry, liberalism, anything in between and to the far extremes of all and anything;
Kathy being told for the 3,457th time that she's wrong;
Tout Seul having a right touch and paying for the forum's Christmas outing;
An Capall pretending he doesn't miss me when I'm gone (stop it, you mad fool - everyone knows you adore me);
Shadow Leader having a few drinks to celebrate BALLY CONN's win (which I'm sorry to have missed watching - both SL having a 'few' drinks, and the win)...
At least five additions to the Arse Cup and several apoplectic 'what a plonker' jibes at sundry jockeys...
Did I miss anything? :brows: