I'm weak

[Gearoid]

I fall in love every now and again. If this girl does not reply to
me I will be heart broken.........

 

[Sheikh]

Is she real or on the Tele ?

 

[trudij]

Shads - where are you ???!!!! Put him out of his misery for goodness sake!!!

 

[granger]

Is she of legal age?

 

[trudij]

:lol: This is true, I forgot that bit - he could most likely make at least two out of her....

 

[Merlin the Magician]

must be school age for Gearoid and dressed in a mini skirt..... ST Trinians like.......

 

[Shadow Leader]

Oh God I'm far too old for Gearoid - I'm 30!! Truds is right, I'd constitute two of Gearoid's types!

 

[an capall]

Truds is right, I'd constitute two of Gearoid's types!

Yes, I'd heard he likes 'em size 14.

 

[Gearoid]

At this time of year it's either a size 14 or pay extra for the heating.

 

[Shadow Leader]

Ha di ha ha, AC - in that case, I'd only make half!!

 

[granger]

Rule of thumb. If you cant lift it, dont shift it

 

[Shadow Leader]

Very good!!!!

It's good being 'ickle. Even more so when the man's skinny too and you end up having to share a single!!

 

[trackside528]

Rule of thumb. If you cant lift it, dont shift it

Ever heard of a forklift?

 

[Irish Stamp]

Gearoid - you should buy the Rebelde box set (top class Mexican soap opera with St. Trinian´s style school uniform). Should help pass the Christmas nights

 

[granger]

Ever heard of a forklift?

I doubt Gearoid brings a forklift with him on his mating missions

 

[Gearoid]

On years gone by some of my friend's would suggest I should have...

 

[betsmate]

I picked a girl up in a bar last night. When I woke this morning she had gone and so had my bank card. I don't know her surname or her mobile number.

Just before I rang Natwest to cancel, I rang the local Sainsburys as it was the last place we went before home last night. Thankfully someone had handed it in.

One hundred million reasons to be grateful.

I still can't find the Sky remote though, and until such time she is prime suspect.

 

[trackside528]

I picked a girl up in a bar last night.

I can only hope the aforementioned forklift wasn't needed, Betsmate!

I've had nightmare scenarios like that as well; my very first night at uni as a fresher, some bint left my room with my wallet. I called me mammy in tears the next morning. Good times...

 

[Gearoid]

I got a reply, not that the reason I started the thread has been forgotten by anybody

It could be a good Christmas yet...

 

[betsmate]

A deep breath at most trackside

 

[Shadow Leader]

Good stuff, Gearoid. I hope that her parents will relent and let her out past her bedtime.

 

[trackside528]

This thread reminds me, Gearoid, is it not nearly time you unveiled your top 10 threads with an unsatisfactory ending for this year?

 

[Gearoid]

Oh it's on the way Trackside.