Japanese Bank Crashes

[Desperate Dan]

I see the Origami Bank of Japan has folded.

 

[Desperate Dan]

It gets worse by the minute....the Bank of Sumo has now gone belly-up

 

[granger]

Japs out

 

[betsmate]

There is something fishy about the Sushi National Bank too.

 

[betsmate]

Rumours that the Kamikaze Bank has crashed too.

 

[betsmate]

Some employees at the Bank of Karate are facing the chop apparently.

 

[Desperate Dan]

Rumours that the Bank of Jordan could go bust.

 

[an capall]

I hear the Karaoke Bank has ben sold for a song.

 

[Tout Seul]

Rumourmongers- the lot of you!

 

[an capall]

Chathi-san asked me to tell you she told you so!

 

[Merlin the Magician]

Rumours that the Kamikaze Bank has crashed too.

It's obviously SELF IMPLODED.......................

 

[Desperate Dan]

The Knopfler Bank is in dire straits.

 

[Tout Seul]

That last one must have been a struggle

 

[Tout Seul]

Instant homemade one-apologies in advance.

Insider reveals conspiracy and corruption rife.

Tales of the River Bank by A Toad.
and another
Japanese banks sells paintings to raise cash- Nomural.
Taxi!

 

[Shadow Leader]

I hear the Sake Bank is in the drink too.

 

[Desperate Dan]

It`s not all bad news,,,,I hear things at Jodrell Bank are looking up.

 

[rorydelargy]

It`s not all bad news,,,,I hear things at Jodrell Bank are looking up.

We're all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars.....

 

[betsmate]

That's good I must admit.

 

[montyracing2]

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[montyracing2]

I could never have guessed that the blame for the financial chaos would be laid at Iceland's door, and not sure if declaring war on Iceland is such a good thing when we can't be sure that they have concealed any al-Q arctic training camps nor developing weapons of mass destruction.

Didn't Iceland kick our butts in the Cod War of the seventies?

MR2

 

[an capall]

I hear finks are bad at the Barton Bank.