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Euronymous

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I read a lot of it here, and i`ve never met any horsey people so feel a bit left out.

So, i`d like to mention that at work in the last few weeks i have helped Phil Tufnell and Jude Law with journey enquiries.
 
I used a cash machine last night which last time I used I was stood behind Greg Rudjedski in the queue.
 
Darren Anderton said hello to me at Rownhams services on the M27 in January...

and Colin Philips has leant over paddock rails and ogled my breasts.... (HA - beat that Mel ;) )
 
Then you should NOT have had them out on display - disgraceful behaviour, Missy! Poor Colin - does he need counselling?
 
I've played cricket against Shane Warne and shared a bag of chips (on more than one occasion) with Alice Plunkett.
 
Joe Tizzard cut me up on a roundabout last week. Makes a change for him not to just sit there crapping himself coming into it, I suppose.
 
I stood next to Robert Bathurst (Cold Feet actor) at Fontwell yesterday - but I didn't ask for his autograph or a photo opportunity (I'm just not that kind of girl!).
 
There of course was the day at Warwick when Paul Scholes was in the box next to us all.
If I recall there were one or two autographs that day.
 
When I said to Willy Mullins at Navan that Skorcher, the winner of our race, was presumably his number one hope for Cheltenham he hesitated, as if fearing he was in the company of a madman, but politely avoided giving a yes or no.

I then asked him how many bumper winners the stable had had this season. He said he was afraid to count them in case it would stop the flow.

I will leave future interviews to Gary O'Brien.
 
When I was on holiday in Dubai for the first time five years ago, I bumped into jug-eared trainer, Pat Murphy in a back-street shop. We were both shopping for hooky watches at the time, and he gave me Supreme Sir as his horse to follow.

I was in Dubai for the second time last week, and I saw the fecker again! Needless to say, I didn't ask him to mark my card about any of his rags, this time around.
 
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