Names For A Laugh....

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I laughed my socks off when I read this earlier. Not only am I struggling to chose a name for this baby but I've got three new foster kittens and their mum that need names. Somehow I don't think I'll be blessing any of them with the name Talent Ferret or Fanny Honey :lol:
 
Fanny Forward would be a popular girl :P


Some strange ones on the list.


Titus Grills

Offspring Gurney

Blight Haycroft

The infamous Brian Hartigan

Kitty Jealous

Fanny Job

Fanny Moody Manners :lol:

Cavalier Shorthouse Mercer

Barrow Moss

Mary Mutton

Peter Piddle

Loveday Rutter

Martha Splat

Thomas Tank

Thomas Tumbles

Urban Wicket :what:

English Winter :what:
 
I know people whose real names are:

Dawn Porter
Roland Butter
Rose Airlie
Annette Curtin
Jimmy Riddell
Faahk Kinnell
 
While working for an insurance firm there was a client called

Isis Pottyondy - I wanted to call a horse this but was vetoed by my b/f!
 
Roland Butter! I love it! :lol: These are the sort of names that, if asked for them by officers of the law, are likely to get you marched off in cuffs for being too damn smart-mouthed! Just imagine Roland getting pulled over by a traffic cop:

"Your name, sir?"

"Roland Butter, officer."

"Right. I've had enough of you people. I've just had Annette Curtin, and if you think I'm buying Roland bloody Butter, you're very much mistaken. Out of the car. Now." :D
 
And I was at school with an Iona Mackintosh (honest) but she preffered to be called Claire!
 
I always though the name Joanna Badger was quite funny ~ I could imagine myself at a race meeting when a bloke in a mac would sidle up and say "Pssst!! D'ya wanna badger?"

I also knew of a Joanna Dance and met someone who swore he knew a bloke called Dwayne Pipe. For those people who know Ballymena, the fact that Mr and Mrs Knight called their daughter Tamara should also raise a smile.
 
You could make up short stories with that lot, rory: "Shimmy down the Dwayne Pipe, if Joanna Dance Tamara Knight at the disco." Too, too much: don't parents think before they name their kids? We had a North Hall at high school - it took me some time to realize this was a boy and not part of the West Wing.
 
I remember my biology teacher telling us she went to school with one Olive Hoyle.....why do people do it, intentionally put their kids through the misery??

All these Courtenays (my Dad's girlfriend's 9yo daughter is a Courtenay :confused: :shy: ) /Brooklyns/Britneys/Jordans/Chelseas/Chardonnays are going to be crucified when they are older, surely??
 
What I think, Shadz, is imagine getting to 92 and being admitted to Sunny Pines Home for the Terminally Befuddled, and signing in as 'Chardonnay'...

"Hi, Chardonnay, here's your Zimmer, and we'll get you onto the commode in a minute. Oh, look, here's Dwayne - hi, Dwayne! I said HI, DWAYNNNNE! Oh, he hasn't turned his hearing aid up." :shy:

No-one can imagine these kids growing up into wrinklies when they name them, can they?
 
Oh, how much did I laugh when I read this on the BBC website??

Children's names 'spell trouble'

Some names have good or bad associations
Jordan, K'tee, Kloe and Bobbi-Jo are all names to make some teachers' hearts sink, apparently.

Teachers have confessed to making snap judgements about children from their names on the register.

In a light-hearted debate on a teachers' website, they have listed the names they associate with problematic and charming pupils.

Poppys are seen as hyperactive, Kayleighs as a pain and Ryans as hard work, according to chat on the website of the Times Educational Supplement.

Kyle, Liam, Wayne, Charmaine and Charlie are among the names teachers say they associate with problem children.

One teacher wrote: "I went through my new class list and mentally circled the ones I thought would be difficult. I reckon I have a 75% hit rate..."

According to the website, names which get a negative response from teacher include those with hyphens, like Bobbi-Jo, ordinary names with unusual spellings such as Kloe or K'tee, Kristopher, Jayne, Gyaike and Chevaughn, plus the various spellings of Jordon.

Names which teachers associate with delightful children include Kate, Gregory, Sean, Charlotte, Jamie, Daniel, Lucy, Isobel, Ben, Sam, Harpreet, Imran, Asam, Alice and Joseph.

However, perhaps proving that one's response to a name is dependent on one's personal experience, many names appear on both lists.

The debate has sparked a row with parents chatting on another website, bounty.com.

Some were appalled, complaining that children were being labelled and pre-judged before they had even stepped inside a classroom.

One mother said she had complained to the Department for Education and Skills, saying: "I and many other parents are disgusted by the attitudes of the teachers on the forum.

"I realise this is a small number of teachers, but they have taken time out of their day to post these comments and I presume... they actually mean what they are saying."

But others on the site sympathised with the teachers, saying they understood how if you had had a bad experience with a child, their name would continue to have bad associations for you.

Good list
Kate, Gregory, Sean, Charlotte, Jamie, Daniel, Lucy, Isobel, Ben, Sam, Harpreet, Imran, Asam, Alice and Joseph

Bad list
Bobbi-Jo, Kloe, K'tee, Kristopher, Jayne, Wayne, Charlie, Liam, Ryan

It really doesn't surprise me in the slightest, either - I would have placed hard cash on little Jordans/Waynes/Liams/Kayleighs/Charmaines being trouble...
 
Some were appalled, complaining that children were being labelled and pre-judged before they had even stepped inside a classroom.

Well what do you expect when your little cherub is blessed with the name Chardonnay or Mercedes? :rolleyes:

Quite pleased that Alice is on the 'good' list because it's on our shortlist for baby Griffin :)
 
I apologise if anyone here has thee names in their family but I will add

Chelsea (and all the assorted spellings - of which there are many!!)
Eleisha (see above!!)
TJ, AJ (seriously)
Leanne (plus variations)

I will add to the good list

Kayleigh
Amy
Rebecca
Lewis
Philip
Dean
Jade
 
I have one of my daughters on the good list, the other isn't mentioned on either. how would you feel with a 'Sophie' on the register?
 
Originally posted by Griffin@Sep 23 2005, 07:52 PM
Well what do you expect when your little cherub is blessed with the name Chardonnay or Mercedes? :rolleyes:
My point exactly, Griffin. Speaks volumes about the parents, if you ask me...
 
... who are probably known as Nikki and Rikki to their friends. Sometimes, I think I've entered a living version of 'The Jungle Book' with Rikki-Tikki-Tavi, Baloo, and Shere Khan...

" 'Ere! Shere! Is Rikki wiv you? 'E's norratismum's, an' Tikki ain't seen 'im, niver!" :confused:
 
I was at school with a Chris Cross, and my local HM Customs Office was Richard Sole, who honestly signed his name.... "R. Sole" :shy:
 
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