Officially Left University

Originally posted by Warbler@Feb 11 2007, 10:42 PM
I'm still reeling at the news that Shadz was going to be a paramedic. Bloody hell!!! Thank God for the bookmaking industry
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Can't you just picture it?

"Whaddya mean, you can't move? Pull yourself together, wussy - get in the wagon !" .... :P
 
Well it did set me off thinking about what the most inappropriate professions for forum members would be? And Shadz as a paramedic :what: I'm not sure I could trump that even if I pushed the boundaries of ridicliousness into seriously minority jobs.

Suny Bay as the skipper of a Trident submarine? No. I reckon Shadz could do more damage on her ambulance
 
Ah, but think of it this way Warbler,if the opportunity had ever arisen for her to give u mouth to mouth resuscitation.....
 
Well speaking as someone who has on more than half a dozen occasions now, had to be variously rescued, patched up, and indeed resuscitated, that opportunity might just have presented itself. Which is why I'm relieved for the bookmaking industry, as I'm sure she'd have assessed the situation professionally and then deduced that leaving me to die was the preferable option. :luv: :laughing:

I'm still scratching my head on the most inappropriate job though? I'm not sure that any one prone to gambling should be encouraged into a position involving air traffic control?

"What's the seperation?"
"90 seconds"
"Go one we can get that down to 60, squeeze a few more in and see what happens"

That's about the best I can come with though, and even then I'm not sure its more outlandish than Shadz tearing around our city centres at weekends in her ambulance, knocking innocent drunks over, and then telling them to feck off and die.
 
Originally posted by Warbler@Feb 11 2007, 10:54 PM
Well it did set me off thinking about what the most inappropriate professions for forum members would be?
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Honest Tom - Head of the Meat and Livestock Commission
Gearoid - Teacher
Merlin - Wayne Rooney's agent
 
Originally posted by Warbler@Feb 11 2007, 11:28 PM
I'm still scratching my head on the most inappropriate job though? I'm not sure that any one prone to gambling should be encouraged into a position involving air traffic control?

"What's the seperation?"
"90 seconds"
"Go one we can get that down to 60, squeeze a few more in and see what happens"
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:laughing: :laughing: :laughing:
 
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