Places I wouldn't be seen dead at....

I wouldn't know where to start.

Ibrox, probably, would be a definite no-no.

Any gay bar (knowingly) (nothing to do with homophobia).

Any cricket game.

A bullfight or fox hunt.

A boxing match. (I once went to a Massambula wrestling match in Aberdeen as a teenager but the guy was a showman and an artist but I wouldn't go now to a wrestling match as I'd see right through it.)

Must be loads more.
 
I wouldn't know where to start.

Ibrox, probably, would be a definite no-no.

Been there. Neil Lennon's last game played for Celtic. 2-0.
Any gay bar (knowingly) (nothing to do with homophobia).

Been there, knowingly.
Any cricket game.

Several. Finest - SA Vs Windies, 2004 Eden Park.
A bullfight or fox hunt.
Both: Bullfighting was a magazine commission in my defence, below
A boxing match. (I once went to a Massambula wrestling match in Aberdeen as a teenager but the guy was a showman and an artist but I wouldn't go now to a wrestling match as I'd see right through it.)
Been there, but in my defence, amateur only.
Must be loads more.
 
A pub - I don't drink, and even if I did I wouldn't pay pub prices, the landlord is odds-on to be a Tory so I've zero desire to enrich him and, to put the tin lid in it, pubs contain, shudder, people!
 
Re Wetherspoons, Mrs O shares the same view as Moehat so I have to go there alone.

It would be nice to be able to be as principled as that but in some pubs you'll pay £7 for a pint of Guinness whereas when I met the brother for a day of snooker on Wednesday we popped into the nearby 'Spoons for lunch and I got a pint of Guinness and an 8" pizza for £7, and the one in East Kilbride does the full cooked breakfast (including tea with unlimited refills) for about £3.50.

I'm not going to walk past that. I'd take a Ryanair flight if I knew for certain that it was going to cost me the advertised price.
 
I've been to a bullfight, which is why I wouldn't go to another. Likewise I've stumbled upon a gay bar, ditto.
Understood;)

(we once found ourselves in a gay bar when on a rugby tour in Italy. When, the following day, we mentioned the fact to locals they were shocked & were adamant that there was no such thing down in those macho parts)
 
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